Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

They are… invented by an absolute ghoul…

hopefully the likes of workplaces and schools and colleges ban their use.

I went to watch the Ukraine game, but no. Geo blocked.

Another TA is my lymph nodes are swelled, which Google says is one symptom of f###king monkey pox.

Another one is the ad with Judy Dench. I can't stand her.

Now I've vented , how's all.?

People that refer to UPS delivery as Ups (as in the opposite to down with an s)

Dude. Its U.P.S not **** Ups. You **** bogger moron

Driving in Enniskillen. God forbid, but it the most awkward town to find your way out if you don't know it.

People who have to stop and have a gawk down the side of houses. One family in particular here are notorious for doing it, I don't know if they are looking for something to steal or what, but it's looks dodgy as hell when you stop, take a step back and crane you neck to see what's in someone's back garden. During the lockdown I remember we were cleaning around the front and the misses strolls over and stands right next to us for no reason. There is no path in this area so there was no excuse.

One of my offspring that goes to the box of cereal, takes a handful but doesn't seal down the bag afterwards.

The crunch is lost. I can't handle that. She might only be 6, But wholly unacceptable

Kids that scream while out playing.

Not having the blender lid on properly.

I’ll never get this… it’s not only trains though.

planes… people getting themselves lodged into your often prepaid window / emergency exit seat…

But Eurostar trains… you pay extra for a first class / standard premier duo facing or solo seat and arrive and someone has already plonked themselves there, looking around nervously until they make eye contact… “ ohhh am I in the wrong seat ? “ … “ ohhh why do you ask ? Was my name on the display above the seat you are in a clue perhaps ? “

One time it was a couple in their sixties but I’ve been absolutely burned before so wasn’t going to try and negotiate to wherever they were meant to be sitting… I was doing a long trip London to Nice by train had been looking forward to it and wasn’t going to have my comfort compromised. They’d turned on the charm but that turned to quite belligerent ignorance when I wasn’t relenting and the train manager was called and she was even more abrupt when they decided to take the same tact with her. I was delighted 😆

I made the decision to end a friendship lastnight and im totally relieved. It was pure tightness with money that did it.

I have a friend i met in college and i always knew he was tight. We went on a few lads holidays over the years and he was always the one saying in gift shops "20 euro for a T-Shirt?? Sure i could get 3 of them in Pennys for that price" or "im not paying for a taxi lads, its only a 40minute walk" etc.

Now normally as a collective group we would override his silly concerns and we just accepted he only wanted budget rooms or would only buy one cheap round of drinks. Outside of his obsession with not spending money, hes an alright lad. But last night was the death knell...

We met up for pizza, chips and a few beers, just the 2 of us as i hadnt seen him in a while, due to Covid and him changing jobs and such like. Normally, we would get the bill and just pay 50:50, even if i got an extra portion of chips or he got an extra beer. The difference would usually be an extra couple of euros, not a big deal or so i thought.

When the bill came, he was examining it and it turns out i had an extra coke which i started with,meaning my share was 70 euros his was 65. It was obvious he didnt like this disparity as he kept saying "i have no cash, lets split our exact share with 2 credit cards". Before i could reply, he asked the waitress, in a loud voice too, could she split the meal up so that his credit card came to 65 and mine 70. She said she couldnt split individual items, it was 50:50 if using 2 cards. He just stared at me, unhappy. It was very humiliating as a few couples were giving us the side eye. I wanted to jump over the table and strangle him. So i told him i would give him the cost of my coke in euros so he is square. He accepted this but the evening was soured. I said to him when we left that its a bit lousy to be cribbing over 4 euros and he just shrugged and said money doesnt grow on trees.

I said goodnight and left. Thats it now im done with him. I can tolerate a lot in people but these individuals who spend their whole lives trying to squirrel away a few euros only to never spend a cent just p!ss me off no end. And they cant change, they are always like that from birth to death so i cut him out now for good. Rant over, thanks for reading!

Getting married in 5 weeks' time and one of my groomsmen is pissing me off lately.

He told me he couldn't go on my stag because he couldn't afford it. I always knew he was struggling with money a lot because it's a single-income household due to his wife's health. I opted to pay for his room in the hotel (we had it to spare).

Then I find out a few days ago he bought himself a dog, and not a cheap one either - about 500 euro. I found the ad online - the same dog, from the same location, and a day later it was taken down.

I now need to fill in all the kilt measurements and it turns out he hasn't even sent me every measurement that's needed. I dunno why he's being the way he is with me lately but he's driving me up the wall. He also keeps leaving the group chats when I kind of need him in there. All because he hates getting numerous notifications.... This isn't a group chat for a bunch of lads to talk shite and have a laugh, it's specifically wedding-related, and he's being a fúcking weirdo about it.

Sits there and goes on about how he's honoured to be a groomsman - that it made him cry, and it was all emotional - and ever since he has barely fúcking spoken to me.

Amazon sent me a item (a box set containing an LP, two CDs and two DVDs) with no packaging, just an address label on the shinkwrap.

Covered in dents & scuffs.

Hope it wasn’t to Joe Pesci.