Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Why use 5 words to say something when you can use 400 instead? 🙄

"Not the rally crowd" revving and backfiring their way past my gate on their way to Divine Service or Mass in Letterkenny

Our local Tesco was not always the easiest to navigate and now they are changing the lay out and it's a nightmare to find anything. This is going on for a few weeks now. It's not just where stuff is they changed, it's also the position and direction of the shelves they have changed. You go looking for loo paper and a cardboard sign says it's now where frozen fish was or whatever. Add in someone who does not seem to know what items when planning the new layout and it's like walking in to a labyrinth. Went looking for tinned chickpeas and went to canned food as you would, no, I go looking on a number of isles and finally find it in ingredients or such.

I think they have taken on extra staff to help customers find items judging by the amount of staff walking around with customers.

Have to change the tax disc on my bike. 😮‍💨

Katy Perry in the Just Eat add…. “ please, look, I’m quirky an an wear weird stuff, “. ….. fûckin yawn … Katy Perry full stop.

They are great, the problem was mine. I didn’t realise you could only sync one phone/iPad at a time - I was trying to do them all at once - a clever young lady at Tesco was able to put me on the right path and very good value for only 50 euro

Red sauce is for sausages. Brown is for rashers. Rashers trumps all, so if there’s rashers in there you have to use brown.

I don't know if it is a thing in Ireland, but people exchanging fifteen or twenty voice messages on public transport. And of course the whole thing is played out on speaker. Just call the person you tool.

Also don't call them (to chat) on public transport. Nobody wants to listen to you.

TA at this.

Right outside our front door, where my wife parks her car. Complete stranger. No idea who it is.

Very tempted to put a sheet of paper under the window wiper telling them to f*ck off

Almost a month since dog pts, and I still have dog hairs all over my recently cleaned clothes.

On the topic of chocolate, I'm TA that darkmilk, a type of chocolate that should be delicious on paper, is disgustingly disappointing when it's ate.

feels like the chocolate has curdled in my mouth it's rotten.

I think it's still nicer than the normal milk chocolate but in fairness that sets the bar pretty low to be fair

My ex drunkenly called me at 3am to tell me that a prick I had been. Probably true but could she not have picked a more suitable time to tell me this? I am old and usually in bed at this hour.

When you need to do a reasonably simple DIY job but in order to do it you need to half demolish the house.