Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

I've been in contact with a lot of services and organisations this week, at the top of the query I've said that "They/I'm not using the online facility, as (insert reason here)"

Then I get a lot of talk which isn't helpful and when I say so they say well if you go online you can do it yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*To use a phrase much used by my mother, "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"

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Exactly. ‘Customer service’ is basically go on online , if that doesn’t work just hit forgot password and you can reset everything yourself. Thanks for calling. Do you mind filling out a questionnaire after this call to rate us ? FO and do YOUR job !!

Couples who sit beside rather than across from eachother in bars and restaurants. It's just weird. Unless they're sitting at the actual bar.

New guy at work walking around like he owns the place and telling everyone else, that's been there donkey's years how to do their job.

I know of one bollocking he's received so far and judging by everyone's face he interacts with,there's several more on the way.

I'm going to start bringing popcorn to work with me 😆

Parked in a designated set down area collecting someone, a large bus comes around the corner, misjudges the corner, and therefore can’t get their bus past our car. Starts as we are loading a bag into the boot which they can plainly see to blast the horn repeatedly to get us to move off….

1) you can wait you absolute cûnt, we can see you but not leaving a bag on the pathway just because you can’t fûckin drive, it’s getting loaded first.

2) keep beeping that horn and im quite willing to enter said bus with a wheel brace, insert it into your rectum and turn it until your eyes are dangling into your mouth ya grade A prick.

Poxy COVID. Finally got it...in time for the weekend!

This weekend, I'm going to Dublin for the first since Covid and it's even longer since I got the bus up (which suits me this time). The Bus Eireann service has been replaced by Go Ahead/TFI or whatever, but trying to get information on how to prepay is head-wrecking!

Do I do it through the TFI Leap card which is plastered all over the place or am I even in the area where that is used? For bus fares, there's a two-page pdf file with information but on one page you have to be zoomed in 500% to see the relevant info, while on the other page of the same document you have to change it to 75%!

Maybe I'll get the train...

I was driving to Dunnes about 30 minutes away last night.

First Road was closed due to road works. It was meant to be open at 18:00. This was 18:30. I had to divert down several narrow country roads.

I was in 2nd gear and wasn't going fast. A bunch of cows ran in front of me. I skidded to a stop.(There was nobody on the road, cones, gate ,etc.) Just a lad about 13 reveing a quad behind them driving them mad.

I drove on. Got to the town. A car swevered to my side of the road, a cyclist swerved across me, then another lad basically crawled along the middle of the road taking selfish on his bike.

Then on the way home there was a car stopped in the middle of the road in a village. Then a group of travellers started having a row in the middle of the road.

Later on I spilled soy sauce on my t-shirt.

Are you sure you weren’t playing a survival horror game on sale?

I had that with peaches. Even with letting them de-chill for a week,, tasteless.

Grand Theft Auto the Irish edition.

If you got out of the car and started bating the shite out of everyone with a wheel brace, you'd have unlocked another level.

Made a cup of tea not realising till after taking a sip that the tea bag was ripped

Change the Disney+ password ;)

And if you walk into a Garda station and report it you’d just get a shrug of the shoulders…it’s generally worrying what life will be like here in 8-10 years from now… might retire early to costal Spain, very early !