Monkeypox = Moneypox?

The evil Covid conspiracy didn't work.

Neither did the ebola one. Or the zika one. Or the MERS one. Or the Swine flu one. Or the Bird flu one. Or the Sars one. Or the AIDS one.

But this time, the monkeypox plot will definitely be the end times!

Hadn't thought of the mask makers stocks, they've taken a hammering in the last 6mts, 3M might be set for a bounce today, thanks for the tip! If only there was a way to stop profiteering from suffering it would proably put a lot of conspiracy theroies to bed.

Mark Steyn probably touched most of the monkeypox conspiracys in the one go..

The whole thing is a crank, enjoy the ride, make some money, laugh a little.

Alex jones is already on the case - he will need to make up something to bring in the dollars to cover the payouts for the last conspiracy. It's supply and demand market forces. He will supply the conspiracy and the minions will demand justification for why their lives haven't quite turned out the way they wanted

How else, spin that baby around enough times and you'll find Shergar.

you mean the test that can detect influenza, tuberculosis, HIV, Ebola and other infectious diseases also works for monkeypox? It is a conspiracy I tells ya and you are smart enough to figure it out. well done.

Ahh of course you're an AIDs Denialist too.

Basically anything that's told to you as a conspiracy theory, you believe instantly.

It's a wonder you aren't a holocaust denier or a flat earther as well.

The fact you keep parroting **** from twitter no matter how dumb and false it is makes you conspiracy theorist.

The fact you keep claiming that there's giant silly conspiracies going on for which you've no evidence or reasoning for makes you a conspiracy theorist.

The fact that you are very ignorant and don't seem to have any critical thinking skills or science knowledge makes it easier for you be a conspiracy theorist. It makes you a very easy mark for grifters.

You are gullible, stupid, brainwashed or suffer with cognate dissonance or you are just apathetic shills.

I wish I had your cognate skillz.

Can you name any of those viruses that got wall to wall media coverage for over 2 years and had strict guidelines put in place?

The main worry is that this virus becomes zoonotic in European mammals. You and me baby, ain't, nothing but mammals.

Monkeypox has been very prevalent in Africa over the last decade, it’s not something just made up.

I know for a fact that samples of monkey pox have been in laboratories here for research purposes. Going back over the last decade.. imported in here…

When you say "Imported in here" do you mean labs in Ireland?

It'll be interesting to see the advice WHO get on Thursday.