RTE Radio 1: The Ryan Tubridy Show

I had to take a "problem" call from when I last posted until now. I tune back on and the first thing i hear is "Hamilton" - the musical of choice for wokeies. Radio off.

And yet if Trump agreed to come on TLLS Tubs would lick his hole so much he wouldn't need toilet paper for 3 years after the event.

Tubs must be gutted he wasn't offered the gig to open The Lego Store in Dubalin. Not for the Toys now or meeting the kids, just the lost appearance fee.

Do they not know he's the (self-anointed) Toy Man?

Tubs in Tayto Park yesterday. I feel sorry for anyone else who was there.

Streetcleaners winning the Lotto in Galway is old news Tubs, move on.

Twitter is toxic because people dared to criticize the hard-working and underpaid global superstar on it.

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Tubs shocked to find out that women use men for sex, and can be as predatory as men.

Tubs criticizing a man for describing a woman as short and frumpy. That's a problem apparently; but women should have check marks on their arses to describe their sexual prowess according to Tubs and that's fine. Intriguing.

Riffin' section over and I'm out.

Guffawing and giggling his way through the intro. The fake laughing is quite disturbing.

"I am at one with the children of Ireland"

Tubs now saying he has "two left feet". Earlier this week he was telling us

 "Now I know what you’re thinking! Ryan…the Toy Man… you’re a fine dancer! And yes, it’s true, I can hold a tune too." 

Zero consistency, as always.

Tubs rubbishing Jared Kushner's book now - without having read it of course.

Kushner could have written the greatest piece of literature ever, and Tubs would say it's crap just because of the Trump connection.

Bonkers Bingo! Full house now.

"I love to bring a little bad news to your door every now and then"

"every now and then"? Every show more like.

Stupid fake accent again.

Yes, it was bizarre, bonkers, and peculiar - even by Tubs standards.

He also mentioned he was stopping along the way to meet a very special someone. I feel it in my bones already that this is likely to be a sick child, who will then be posted all over social media and into the tabloids with accompanying articles penned by the NK mafia talking about The Toyman's "kindness".

Why does a child need to be exploited for this man's "brand"? Can't he just visit the child without searching for likes from the instahuns, or the need for the self-promotion around such a visit?