Scummiest thing you've seen scummy people do

Expectant mothers sitting at the bus stop outside the Coombe hospital smoking fags. A steady stream of them, all day, every day.

Lol

I'm just happy he missed me.

On the spitting theme, a lad in school had a "special talent" for propelling his spit a considercble distance with accuracy. saw him place a big gooey one into a fella's eye from about 10 feet away.

I saw a woman give her toddler a can of diet coke to drink.

10 feet is a considerable distance?

Thats probably worse for you than regular coke.

Standing outside a courthouse in Dublin city centre early in the morning. Several different people at different times heading inside absolutely pissed. You could see them drinking from flagons of cider as they staggered down the street arriving at the gates to be kissed goodbye by their loved ones, because they knew they would be receiving a custodial.

One tried to neck as much as he could before going inside, head back flagon up. He downed as much as he could until he couldn't take anymore, vomited, then head back and flagon up again.

we have recently moved to an office in town, the walk from the dart takes in Erne Street lower, there must be some sort of competition locally as to whose dog can leave the biggest turd on the footpaths, they just bring them out in the morning, stand 10 feet away and let them crap everywhere.

The apartment block there, pearse house, is a disgrace as well, no one makes any effort to tidy the place up.

When we were in the maternity hospital with our son, my OH had to be induced, and as the evening wore on with contractions increasing etc..., we were in the ward with about 6-8 other expectant mothers all going through the same process waiting to be moved to a delivery ward when the time came. The nurses & midwives were all brilliant, but 95% of their time and attention was spent on a dirty rotten scummy skanger junkie who was just being a pain in the hole... She was caught smoking in the toilet 3 times, was constantly moaning looking for something or other, and was a downright pain in the fcuking hole..... The smoke filled the entire ward with smoke and just an all round smell of disgust...... I was fcuking raging......

Leaving broken bottles at a beach.

A chap who had gone to the school where I teach (I didn't actually ever teach him, never had dealings with him at all) saw me leaving my car with the dogs to bring them for their walk. He shouted the usual "Aaaaa, Misss!" so I waved back and kept walking.

Got back to my car to find the driver's side door and window spattered with pearl jam. It was dripping off the door handle. I had to climb in the passenger side and drive home trying not to look at the gobs creeping down the window.

I didn't actually see him doing it of course, but it can't be a coincidence that out of the literally thousands of times I parked there, this only occurred the one time I saw him there.

I wish it was phlegm.

This has been my joy to experience too, except it was a dead crow, and I knew the girl. We were out together as a group for the night.

I thought she might have been harbouring a bit of a grudge against me, after that, the idea grew wings, and I felt pretty certain about it.

First time for me also hearing that euphemism 😂 and, of course, now Ive heard it used in that context, I doubt I'll ever use another synonym, should circumstances necessitate a reference to semen.

Is that where the band got their name, I wonder? Would be strangely disappointed if it was.

The sh*tty butter one is an urban myth - nobody has ever seen it happen but lots of people have heard about it from a friend of a friend

There are a few others like that too. Off the top of my head, there is one about drunk students burying a live cat in the ground with its head sticking up and then running over it with a lawnmower. I guess there is a possibility that someone did this with an already dead cat but a live one - nah.

Dont know why exactly but Im really relieved to here this.

those are some grim tales 😮