Amy Huberman and a Few Others-The Late Late Show: Friday 9th September 2022

Assuming the Boy in the Bubble doesn't ditch half the guests for an all out special on the passing of HM the Queen (I wouldn't put it past him, he went to London yesterday and now he's an ardent Anglophile), the following is the line-up for tomorrow's televisual feast.

Hollywoke royalty, whatever about the real thing will definitely feature as Ireland's most famous man rushed over to London to take his place in line for a publicity slot conveyer belt-type interview thing with George Clooney and Julia Roberts over a Nespresso-first question being, what they think of Ireland, and second, does she regret her godawful accent in Michael Collins. (One of these will get asked, and one won't.) It's a mark of how far the show has fallen when he has to resort to the likes of this to get a name (or two) on the show (aside from Amy H, that is).

Look at them there, all having the craic.

"It's a star-studded affair on the Late Late Show this week as Ryan Tubridy chats to not one, but two Oscar winners as well as the latest Ultimate Hell Week recruits.

On Friday's show, Tubridy meets Academy Award winners George Clooney and Julia Roberts in London to talk about their new romantic comedy Ticket to Paradise and why they wanted to make another movie together."

Another puff piece for Amy.

Couldn't. Be. Arsed.

"Amy Huberman will be on the show to talk about her new children's book and her upcoming acting work."

I dunno about ye, but that Fleming lad irritates the life out of me. That said, he's the only one of the three I've heard of.

"TikTok star Tadhg Fleming, Mrs Brown's Boys actress Fiona O'Carroll and former Miss Ireland Pamela Uba will speak about why they wanted to face their fears in signing up to be part of this year's Ultimate Hell Week: The Professionals."

Also, ToyMan will be looking at some lego.

Music by one Megan O'Neill.

Obligatory Queen pic as he'll be sure to mention her. He met her you know.