Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

McDermotX · 20-09-2022 11:22am

Just hope dese chislers make it to turty, and inevitably start dere productive loives. A reverse Logan's Run so to speak.

Each one of dose beautiful, beautiful sons and dawters you see in dose vidjos are precious. If you look closely you can see a barrister, an architect, a chef, a civil servant etc

Dan Jaman · 20-09-2022 11:30am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119640931#Comment_119640931

Barristers and solictors are looking on at their future income.

Dan Jaman · 20-09-2022 11:34am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119640379#Comment_119640379

Pretty crap situation to be in. Getting a fine is ridiculous.

20-09-2022 11:41am

Dey who do be getting up to harmless shenanigans in Ballyer are all salta d’irts at heart.

2smiggy · 20-09-2022 12:37pm

wonder will Joe go near that topic today

mumo3 · 20-09-2022 12:42pm

Beside Ballyfermot? ..... Cherry Orchard is Ballyfermot, don't be distancing yourself now Joe!!

Red Fred · 20-09-2022 12:46pm

On today's show if it pleases Lord Duffy:

The joyriders in Cherry orchard/ Ballyer last night. It's all the Garda Commissioner and Minister for Justice's fault according to some people not the poor lads driving the cars.

More on dine and dash. Clip of Ben from yesterday with an up to date story from the 70s.

What happens if you put a large sum if money into the wrong account? Dee Forbes better be careful when lodging Joe's fees.

One of a group of people that were due to see ABBA in London has doyed but they can't get their money back from Ticketmaster.

ButtersSuki · 20-09-2022 12:47pm

Ballyer - whoy are peeple blaming de wunderful fantastic Helen McEntee and Drew Harris?

Dine and dash or dash and dine and dat. Shocking revelations yesterday. Ben from yesterday is a hero.

If you pay money into de wrong account how do you get yer money back?

Halfway through de outro and he remembered another story - caller bought tickets for ABBA and wan a de group did doyed and now day can't get de money back even though day did paid d'inshure-dance - WHOY?

1 ABBA pun already, many more to come if Joe features dis story.

avfc1874 · 20-09-2022 12:52pm

Ye man yesterday, talking about the hotel he worked in 50 years ago,. (Recently in Joes head)

, made sure he told Joe he wouldn't name the hotel . Even the older people know how narky Duffy gets,

Don't mention any names

2smiggy · 20-09-2022 12:52pm

sounds promising !!

ButtersSuki · 20-09-2022 12:59pm

Joe's list of ABBA-related puns for d'afternoon:

Ticketmaster took yer Money, Money, Money........

The Winner Takes It All, but Ticketmaster took all of yer money......

SOS, come in Ticketmaster, we do be calling you for a statement and dat.......

Did you say "Mamma Mia!" when you saw de price a de tickets?

Day took yer money - dat's de name of de game in dare eyes so to speak.....

Take a chance on me so to speak - wat chance have you of getting a refund?

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!.............. A refund says you...........

Lay All Your Love On Me sang ABBA, lay a refund on me says you....

And you've been a Super Trouper persuing de dastardly ticketmaster trying to get a refund so you have....

One of us is lying and dat's Ticketmaster....

I Have a Dream dat you'll get a refund.......

Does Your Mother Know you didn't get a refund.......

And yer friend who did doyed, would she have been a Dancing Queen so to speak?

And many more coming up at 1:45!

20-09-2022 1:33pm

I worked in Ballyer early 1980s, woeful place. Manager had to at local scum protection money to park her car. Used to get out at 9pm winter evenings, terrifying environment standing at bus stop.

My friend worked there much more recently, children are feral, widespread child abuse of all kinds. It’s an nightmare of a place, eg versus Dublin 8/12 where some of the middle class/prods in area run off positively on the potentially more feral elements, with sone excellent schools around.