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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    Reversed without looking behind himself....muppet



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,637 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    you should have looked in the mirror before the 'bump'



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,674 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Any time I’m in a dublin taxi (which isn’t often I admit) the driver insists on telling me their whole boring life story etc etc droning on and on and on.



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,916 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Sounds like this taxi driver was flying about the place to get a woman to the airport...he drove into the front of another car....lol



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "I'll get to that in a second"

    in other words, stop interrupting me Joe, because I got a long drawn out story to tell



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  • Registered Users Posts: 82,771 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    What colour was the ambulance?



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,637 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Lisa sounds like she should not be driving anywhere !!



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    And you could have reversed into a human you idiot. If was dub marathon day there would have been loads of people walking around between stopped cars. You deserved to lose your no claims for that alone.



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,916 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    This woman sounds dottery tbh....

    Drove into the back of another car...



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,780 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    "Get me an ambulance!"

    Once you hear that missus, you're screwed!



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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    that's dubs in general, not just taxi drivers...obviously then when you have a Dub taxi driver well that's another level



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,771 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Inshurdance.



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,916 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    An Ad for Zurich car insurance....ha ha



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,367 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Sal'o'derths

    Personally, I've yet to come across a taxi driver dat hasnt gone down de whole foreign apartment/villa route in de good oul days



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,771 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Eggwars.



  • Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer


    i have been up to me bollx whats the story? has joe returned?



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,916 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    You are lucky...I have met plenty in my time...I would say Sunny Beach is chock full of them! Wreck the heads the lot of them.



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,257 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    subtitles 88888



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    "As you may know". No, I don't think most people know what goes on in Cavan



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,916 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Blockade of Aldi/Lidl...due to eggs....here come the puns surely..

    "Egg on their face" etc



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  • Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer


    ALDI regional manager with a towel over the phones hand piece





  • “Your point in contacting us please cawlur?” He rarely asks that.



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,637 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    people would like to be paid a fair price for their produce you tight cavan ghoul



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,257 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Aldi & Lidl getting free publicity!



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,916 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I watched that doc recently secrets of the middle aisle it focussed on a couple of Aldi/Lidl shops.

    They work them hard for their money!

    But the people in them seem like decent hard working people, lot of Polish lads/lassies need a tough exterior I would say.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    De oye-eff-ay poultry commission LoL



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,916 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    "what have eggs got to do with nappies?"



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,975 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Duffoon puts his jackboots on.



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,771 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Spokesperson never listened to Liveline before and has no idea how to put Joe back in his box.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,257 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "Wots eggs got to do wiv napies?"



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