Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Large spider tried to share the bed with my husband and I Saturday morning. Not a great way to wake up at the weekend!

That "s" in posters is one wanker with alt accounts.

You forgot the frenzy of "All men are responsible" "all men need to look at themselves"

Since the woman in August doused her 2 children with accelerant in the car and burnt them, there have been at least 2 more, not to mention the woman that poured boiling water over 20 month old.

All tragic and sickening, but no doubt the narrative is peculiarly different

Extensible dog leads taking up the whole footpath. Owner on one side of the footpath, dog on the other side.

( If I'm sounding anti dog. I'm not. Take dog regularly for a walk and never have to force other pedestrians onto the road )

There's a skincare product ad where the lady is talking about her amazing new skin texture, and describes it as juicy.

Radiant, glowing, ethereal, otherworldly, fabulous, all good words for expensive healthy skin.

Juicy is a food word. Oranges and pineapples are juicy, or a nice steak. Stop using food words to describe skin.

Had breakfast “off-site” today. I don’t know how it happened but I was given Earl Grey tea instead of normal.

Now, I don’t mind Earl Grey the odd time but not a pot of it and, certainly not with milk. It really doesn’t go with a full Irish.

I’ve been getting Earl Grey burps all day.

People who say “I’m sure I speak for everyone here…” No you dont! Speak for yourself. I’m quite capable of giving my own view thank you very much.

A related one is the person that starts “As any right minded person would agree..” What an insidious way of arguing a point. If you disagree you’re not right minded. Hear that a lot on the radio. Eamon Dunphy (a man I otherwise had a lot of time for) was always at it.

TA that the library chose to text me at 06:12 am to tell me a book I ordered has arrived .Seriously ?

Avantcard.

I change all DD mandates because of Ulsterbank closing. Not a problem most done over the phone.

These want it on a paper and I have to send it back with this thing called the Post, where you put a stamp on a piece of folded paper and put the form into it. You then have to throw it into a metal box on the side of the road and you never really know of its delivered.

I sent it off in August. September they continue with old account debit, so I ring them, oh that might take a couple of week's, again, October, old account debited.

I rang them, asked them to clarify if the call was been recorded and let rip. I warned them, if you attempt tp take a debit from the account it wil come back as unpaid as its closed now. You had enough time, if this then a puts a blemish on my credit reference or you they impose some unpaid fee, i will take this further. Ive given you the mandate signed, ive called you, sort it out. Your annoying sales team managed to call me twice last week trying to sell me loans, try getting your back office as active and sort out the mandate. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I apologise to you personally as I know you're getting it in the neck now, it's nothing personal towards you

Amazingly, he was able to cancel the old debit over the phone as we spoke. Last time I called they couldn't bla bla bla.

Latest crap, breastfeeding for school kids: Just add it to the ever-growing pile of stuff proposed to be thrown at kids to learn. Oh yeah, and without additional funding or resources...

A friend of the family, who my mother has been mates with since primary school went into a care home to see out her days a few weeks back…dementia…my folks have been keeping regular contact with her since on the phone but on trying for a few days to get her they find out that the mobile was removed from her as she was just starting to get confused… she was having memory deficits but she was calling strangers and people she knew at all hours of the evening / morning….

turns out she has gone down hill fast and on them visiting her today she didn’t know either of them, this after encouragement and prompting… the mother was looking forward to the visit but was upset with how significant her heath had decreased and was particularly disappointed with her family, her sister who she is also still friends with for not being upfront and I don’t blame her.

stupid and inconsiderate not to say… “ listen, a heads up, things have gone downhill so be prepared “

Only really realising today how much I was trivially annoyed by last week’s ‘Great British Bake Off’.

Meh is the way the last couple of years that antisocial media and attention seeking is getting an 'in' into live sports...

New NHL season starts and the referee is about to start the face off..New York Rangers vs Tampa... camera zooms into his face and he gives a speech to camera addressing the TV audience before getting things going..why ?

Then a certain international football team... team having just won a match and qualifying for a major tournament and one of the players straight after the final whistle is with their phone.. on the pitch .. doing tik toks... still out of breath sweaty....you just qualify for a world cup and.. " ok.. where is my phone now... quick, need this opportunity to invest up my social media kudos....

Just enjoy ffs..