Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

I'm sat outside screwfix in Ashbourne retail park... waiting for someone in the car.. despite the car parking spaces being wide I'm slightly startled from my whatsapp conversation by the speed and close proximity at which the small hatchback arrives to park beside and seemingly narrowly missing hitting the car... must have been inches..

The close call that was, doesn't extend however as on being shouted at to exit the car... the kid.. around 11 or 12 jumps out... smacking our car with his door... a thud as opposed to a tip... miraculously no scratch or dent on examination but... neither were there two fùcks of concern firstly from the hyper little head the ball freak and secondly the knuckle dragging auld fella who looked like an extra from a mental hospital drama 🙄

Colleagues who send a group email when they want the higher-ups to see how super duper busy they are. Not too busy to send numerous group emails though.

No one gives a shıt, get a grip FFS!

I was watching telly and opened my last beer , only to knock it over. So I’ve no beer and a stain in my carpet

Dad off to A&E again now…. relapse of a problem that they repeatedly do a temporary procedure to fix and hope it rights itself. It’s not right 3 years later..and 5 or 6 a&e visits later still ongoing… They are hesitant to operate due to his age but fûck it… if I’m him I’d be telling them to operate as a man his age sitting all night in a&e with a heart complaint to boot at 1.30 am WITH this problem is no fuçkin use…he is not a man given to easily criticise or complain but his patience is wearing thin so what with these fûckin ghouls masquerading as consultants in the Mater…annoying.

People who go for a walk/run at dusk or just before sunrise dressed in dark clothes. Particularly the eejit running down Barnavarna hill in Glanmire at 8am, dressed fully in black. There's such a thing as hi-vis.

Also trying to sleep after night duty while a chain saw is being used in the area! 😴

Banks!!! Waiting for my new card to come through in the post and pin, so I can close my Ulster Bank account and transfer my money to BOI and I have to set up two direct debits, one that should've been billed yesterday for HAP. Why do working days take so long, when you are trying to get things done.

I just discovered i actually have peep holes in my front door. I wish I knew that before 😡😡

I met several assholes today and despite the saying, I genuinely don’t think it was me 😡

Being a dog owner in this weather.

Made even worse that I'm dogsitting this week and now have three dogs to try and exercise in this rain, corral going back in the house, dry off, etc.

Sure listen, the amount of lads you'd see come out of a cubicle and head straight for the exit door without any thought given to hand washing tells you enough about the extent of savagery out there.

That sitting up to watch MOTD I decided to fry a couple of burgers . Queue smoke alarms blaring 😡