Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Looking forward to your upcoming benevolent couple 😂

over 24 hours later and no reply, so fûck em… I shall be giving my business elsewhere…

my TA is my Dad home from hospital having been told to take it easy, rest, to do SFA of any physical nature for 3 weeks… Only… R E S T

hes in their house 20 minutes when an almighty crash is heard from the attic. I head up… He was moving boxes of Xmas decorations from the press at the end of the attic to be ready to be taken down in a few weeks. 😏🙄 and a box fell.

our suspicions were that it was overdoing DIY and physical / work endeavours at his age that caused the first problem ffs…

” next time you end in there with the same issue, you’ll be getting a visit from the grim reaper before me “ was the mothers funny exclamation having been initially slightly relieved it was not him collapsing but relief turned to anger when she sees his endeavours….. still funny a bit in the aftermath but jeeez it’s been a tough enough couple of years… LISTEN to your doctors. FFS.

Accidentally putting a favourite jumper through a hot wash. 🙄

Customer: bla bla bla I want one please

Me: sorry, but they're sold In pairs, you need to buy the set

Customer: but I only want one

Me: They're purchased in pairs, they're sold in Pairs.. like shoes...

Customer: but I only need one

Me: let me transfer you.....into the abyss. Enjoy the phone music fcùknut

Poor fella was put asleep this evening. Refused to be there to witness it happening and taking it worse than the OH is so far.

im reading my favourite city centre pub for food and a pre gig pint had been hit with a closure order… I haven’t been there since before covid and was only talking two weeks ago of venturing back in. Seemingly reading on, it was lifted 24 hours later…but…

been going about 18 years for pre gig pints or post shopping food and relaxation but had noticed in the last couple of years before the pandemic the old gregarious and enthusiastic chefs in pristine whites had been replaced by a few greasy heads that looked like they’d fallen in off a barge with a ten o clock shadow and and all the interest of a dead penguin….

hopefully a kick up the hole for owners and management alike but I think it will be a while and a review or two more before I’ll be going back in… I wouldn’t mind it was my favourite city pub eatery, had been delicious in its prime and won loads of awards and praised in the local and international media….

Mentioned ×1000 times already

But stumbled into twitter this morning.

My god, it's a cesspool of piss. There is nothing useful with it, despite people saying it's a great source for news, it's really not, because I'm not going to jump into a slurry tank to get the newspaper. You might get the news but I really can think of half a dozen ways of getting the news.

It's full of crusades and band wagons where every topic decends into identity politics and gender

That, A Daily Cloud, Dog Rates and Thoughts of Dog are all absolute gems.

I do find it a bit amusing when people complain about the content they see on Twitter when it's entirely down to how they've curated their own timeline - you chose to follow those people, like! 😄

Anyway, today's TA is that it should be a running day for me, but then I'd need to wash my hair before I go out later and I really, reeeeaaaallllly hate washing my hair. But I had Cluck for dinner last night and should really, reeeeaaaallllly go and out run some of that off.

Or even worser, the hygienist and accompanying lecture they ALWAYS give...

A certain Irish airline… whoever controls their Instagram and Twitter is a fûcking class A cock end…who should be embarrassed to breathe. In the past they could be irreverent and funny to a degree but now.. abusing passengers, being hateful and spiteful to whoever shows any degree of criticism or relates any experience which is less then 100% positive.

they actually come across as more then a little psycho. Pure weirdness..

I can’t find the battery cover for my remote control. It works fine but grrrr

When you get one thing fixed only to have the repairman create another more annoying problem.