Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Comes across as very uptight.

I've said this before but people who can't/won't use a slip road to get up to speed before merging with traffic. I travel to Nexttownover at least four times a week, and there's a relatively short slip road before you merge with traffic in a 120kph zone, and the amount of people who barely get to 60kph before the end of it and then try to merge is unreal! Of course that leaves me, and possibly other traffic stuck behind them also at 60kph trying to merge with traffic travelling much faster. Is it any sodding wonder that during rush hour every morning there's phantom traffic jams and hold ups at every slip onto a dual carriageway?

When after much deliberation you decide on eggs, chips and beans for dinner, only to find you've no beans 🥺

"How are things with you?" Polite and open enough to cover whatever issue they feel you should be enquiring about and vague enough to not appear like you're digging for specific info.

When your driving down the road and the Gardaí are behind you.

just booked tickets for the cinema and was reminded of my last visit. Where boyfriend and girlfriend arrived, late, film started, armfuls of food / catering and refreshments…couldn’t make up their mind where to sit so a loud conversation ensues in the aisle at the side… for about 60 seconds, then despite there being free rows, asked that we stood up to pass them….so they could sit..it better be a moron free trip tomorrow and shîtehawks like that are well well away…

secondly…

That it’s November, in Ireland and my three favourite clothing labels are seemingly not stocking rain jackets… in their stores yesterday and when I go online the same. It’s planet earth, it rains, it rains a lot here in Northern Europe, it rains a lot in Ireland, it rains a lot in the country where this certain favourite label is originating (France) … they have coats and jackets of multiple designs, styles, types for all sorts of conditions including an arctic parka and a ski jacket but fûckin no rain jackets…. Probably have self heating pyjamas before a rain jacket….

The way Sky sports is flogging programmes about tItalia 90, and old players from that England team , as if they were really going to win it ! 😝😝😝😜

Craving for a roast beef sandwich. Bread , roast beef, check and after a search the Branston pickle, check. Everything except butter/flora 😡😡

The song Sweet Caroline in general.

Actually I just played it on YouTube and nearly buked. You're right !