Reports of shooting at Nakatomi Plaza

There's an update that former police detective is inside

I think we’ll be ok, the vest is from the Penney’s AW22 collection!

Fast spin cotton has bullet proof properties.

Hans, bubbee, I can give'm to ya

Well that’s how to put a proper downer on a fun thread.

I assume you realize the futility of direct action against me. We have no wish for further loss of life.

I have comrades in arms around the world who are languishing in prison.

The American State Department enjoys rattling its saber to its own ends...now it can rattle it for me.

The following people are to be released from their captors:

In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front.

In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec.

In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement (I read about them in TIME magazine)

You have two hours to comply

Yippee Ki Yay Mother FUCKA