What's the etiquette here??

You've got to take preemptive action. Half a bottle of milk of magnesia and fight the monster on your own terms. Then you'll be on safe ground for the remains of the day.

15 years visiting the mother in law's at Christmas, and every year "old faithful" has stood up to everything that has been thrown at her.

Never ever needed a second flush with this one. Nothing gets left behind. Not a single piece of 3 ply or a trace left on the porcelain.

Put your hands together lads and give thanks to a real warrior.

Ugh, I had an entire wheel of Camembert and a half bottle of Port for my lunch, with a few slivers of smoked salmon thrown down for good measure.

I'm sort of afraid of what happens next.

Just after launching a ‘Dreadnought’ class log into the ‘uppy’.

With all the trimmins…. Would give that lad a run for its money i have no doubt.

Lads at the shïtfarm better have the big knives ready.

Thick as a pigs front foot.

Cheers Doc. Good spot on the toilet paper holder. Always thought it slightly on the high side myself.

It's a great design for a toilet. None of this nonsense of plastic innards with the option of a full flush or a half one. No stupid hidden hinges on a crummy plastic seat, making it almost impossible to change the seat. There's a full 10 or 11 litres coming down that one inch pipe at full tilt. I've never seen her beaten yet and there's been many an attempt at it.

Pure, simple great design.

Havent been here in a while lads. All bunged up for the interim, whatever its been..mebbe 18 months father since my last confession.

As I birthed a new galaxy tonight, it came to me, in a (burning) flash.

With Musk's shares tanking, all he has to do is buy up Dynorod and their ilk across Ireland, then buy Boards and flush (I jest not about such art) out the identities of we porcelain painters, thereby isolating those jacks in need of rocket science TLC.

A long musk is what I calved tonight. The musk of many seasons, a multi-year mulling.

This thread missed its moment. It should have been spun off as a crypto token. The world will always need shitters and men (mainly) who can speak to the noble battles on the edge of the abyss, the chasm of despair. The realm of the morning star and the starfish.

That's a real shitter.

I'd say she'd flush a solid piece of cement no bother

None of this new fangled eco flush crap. I'd be more worried about getting block drains with them yokes.

Jaysus Xmas!!! You can get nothing done.

My five year threw her soft dolly down the toilet and left it there.

In comes the Brenner after a fairly long brisk walk with two arse cheeks full of ripe midden, ready to ‘blow’.

Up to the uppy, up with the lid , down with the scuns, and bloooosh, plume of ripe scutther blew into the pan.

Looked at the ‘damage’ and saw two feet sticking out of the ‘rubble’. !!

Daaah fuuuherke…. was the reaction …..one flush failed, only backed the load.

Luckily the dolly was still accessible so a wire coat hanger eventually got it out.

Trip to Smyths scheduled for Friday.

The inside of those full length curtains would give the rusty scallop a good abrasive scope out ?

Just sayin……

Baby wipes do the job for me. Only thing is you have to throw the shite covered wipes in the bin. A bit awkward taking them out of the bathroom

Get the biodegradable wipes lad, a breakthrough in arse wipery.

They still have to go in the bin. They just decompose in the ground when unloaded from the bin lorry

Thanks for the info, I always used to flush them.

I have a set already, had an incident before Christmas where the inlet to the septic tank at Chez Lewis was blocked.

I haven't had those wipes in the house for a long time.

I stick to the single ply now due to the aforementioned incident.

Wonder if it would be feasible to send envoy from this thread to interview the ‘shït thrower’ from Gort.

For educational purposes only, not condoning the event.

Could inquire as to the ‘bag’ used, the consistency of the ‘matter’ like was she a thick log or a splattery load?

What technique was used to fill the bag, was it like the ‘ crane man’ lobbed down from a height.

Better say no more as an inquiry in progress.