What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

People who don’t let their dog do any sniffing when out and turn the ‘walk’ into a forced march for the dog.

Anyone who pronounces the word definitely as 'defin-eye-tely'.

People who constantly go on about "the woke" like some kind of boogeyman.

I don't consider myself woke or anti woke but in my experience those who bemoan wokness are tossers.

In cork e have our own word for tosser, you're a langer. Jeremy Clarkson springs to mind.

Goes double for the German font reg on the Audi/BMW

People who are all sweetness and light to those they want something from but are rude and insensitive to everybody else.

Or people who forget where they came from.

Filming the Gardai doing their job.

And roaring abuse at them.

Any male with a haircut that took longer than 10minutes.....anyone trying to look like theyre from peaky blinders or knacker mcgregor.....i dont know what they call it....fade or some shìt...

Give me short back and sides...bit of scissors....get me out of there...

Own a dangerous dog breed.

Those who have a big set of keys hanging off their belt/ waistband..

Neigbors, you mean...😉

Tosser is a male te to me, so Floppy hair, black shirts, scarves, novelty or brightly coloured socks, Mercedes Benz driver and a gobshite who goes around public areas with their phone on speaker. Oh and lastly the brown shoe brown belt brigade, tossers all.