What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

gary550 · 10-02-2023 1:14am

I recently seen a grown man with two of the apple stickers you get included with an iphone stuck to his back car window either side

I cringed so hard my face nearly folded in on itself

Second - D4 or D6 accent, aside from the fact most of the feckers are the continuation of a long lineage of tossers you are near guaranteed when you hear that voice on the other end of the phone you are dealing with someone who thinks they are the most important person to have ever graced planet earth. The top 4 customers that have made me question my existence have all lived within 3 minutes of each other in that miserable part of Dublin. Tosser land.

Qŵèrþÿ · 10-02-2023 1:17am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120222399#Comment_120222399

Usually uttered or posted by women who are anything but.

Qŵèrþÿ · 10-02-2023 1:19am

Anyone who operates a drone.

Anyone who uses an escooter or a Fido bike.

Tork · 10-02-2023 1:20am

People who wear shorts in the winter time

rameire · 10-02-2023 1:23am

People who pump filler into their lips so that they can be used as safety floatation devices.

gary550 · 10-02-2023 1:27am

people who you've only met or don't know very well abbreviating your name while taking to you

Finty Lemon · 10-02-2023 1:39am

Those who refer to "banter", and especially those who routinely use any abbreviation thereof.

Anyone with an American style fridge

Finty Lemon · 10-02-2023 1:42am

Anyone with oat milk in their American style fridge

endacl · 10-02-2023 1:51am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058283649/what-immediately-screams-tosser-to-you

Saw the thread title, and than saw who posted it. Immediately thought 'question answered'...

Stephen_Maturin · 10-02-2023 1:51am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120222415#Comment_120222415

Nah I’d contend that’s nonsense tbh

I'm from neither but as a child I similarly had a chip on my shoulder about “D4s”. Went to college in UCD and was ready to hate the bastards but tbh most of the “D4s” I encountered were by and large polite, thoughtful, sound people.

You come to realise with experience that you can’t just tar hundreds of thousands of people with the same brush. It’s just stupid really and smacks of bitterness.

You're no better than your presumptive typical “D4” saying the exact same about a D7 or a D15 accent. Equally reductive and wrong.

screamer · 10-02-2023 1:51am

People who vape in no smoking areas

anyone who uses the saying starter for 10 or the word awesome

and finally people who lilt upwards at the end of their sentences, like this one time, in band camp

OneEightSeven · 10-02-2023 1:53am

People with pronouns is their Twitter bio.

NSAman · 10-02-2023 3:15am

People who wear soccer shirts …. As casual wear

Ubbquittious · 10-02-2023 3:19am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120222460#Comment_120222460

Oat milk in a normal fridge or American style fridge without oat milk is ok?

ILoveYourVibes · 10-02-2023 3:32am

People who are disrespectful to the elderly.

ILoveYourVibes · 10-02-2023 3:59am

OOOoooh ...woman who says she is a feminist but spends a lot of time calling other women gold diggers or making snide comments or sexist comments.

I actually feel like the people most sexist towards women are other women. I don't even know what feminism is anymore.

So you resent another woman marrying 'better' than you or her life seemingly to the outside is easier than yours. Or you think she got her job because of her looks. Or you don't think she is smart because of her looks or you think she is nasty because of her looks. Well how is that feminist?

I made a comment about how i disagreed about a woman's opinion about a public male figure. Not nasty just that i felt differently ..she actually said .' Oh don't worry he is not going to marry you!' .... he was 71 !! ... I mean she has all this feminist stuff on her social media.

It's like literally deep down a lot of women truly believe all women are goldiggers who never work or never want to improve themselves or learn new things. And a lot of them spend more time victimizing themselves than spending time supporting other women!

Sorry ..I LOVE women i really do ...i don't mean to attack women (i know just did but its just a rant)

I dont know what feminism is now ..i think its used to attack more than help anyone.

Rant over.

endacl · 10-02-2023 4:00am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120222531#Comment_120222531

Absolutely. For formal events only.

ILoveYourVibes · 10-02-2023 4:03am

People who are bitter they chose security over the life they actually wanted and now just take it out on everyone else because paying a mortgage and pension off is not what their parents told them it would be . total dad energy.

goes double if they have kids...

barneygumble99 · 10-02-2023 4:34am

People who tell you all about their pancake making skills - tossers the lot of them.

Supercell · 10-02-2023 7:15am

Lol at the outrage about parents speaking Irish to their kids or using Irish names, heaven forbid they have some pride in the country of their birth.

All three of our kids go to a Gaelscoil and when out and about they mix English and Irish freely, whatever word comes first to their tiny brains!

Bricriu · 10-02-2023 7:20am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058283649/what-immediately-screams-tosser-to-you

The most pitiable tossers are colonised people who submit to hating their own native culture and go out of their way to show how 'progressive' and 'modern' they are by denigrating it at ever turn.

They also tend to be badly educated and illiterate: Pól Ó Murchú is the correct spelling in the above case.

Collie D · 10-02-2023 7:21am

Overly loud male Cockney accents.

May well just be my own prejudices but any time I hear one of these I assume the guy is a tosser until proven otherwise.

Sgt Hartman · 10-02-2023 7:44am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120221856#Comment_120221856

This smug tosser of a lecturer in my old college used to walk around with a big keyring dangling from his belt. There must have been about ten thousand keys on the thing.

tabby aspreme · 10-02-2023 8:11am

Lads walking around, who look like their carrying a single mattress under each arm

fits · 10-02-2023 8:16am

Anyone who parks in parent and child space with no kids in the car.

Sgt Hartman · 10-02-2023 8:16am

Also some women when they get promoted to a senior position or middle manager post, they go off and buy the loudest high heel shoes they can find. I call them "Power Heels". You can hear them coming from a mile away with the sound of their shoes going "clop clop clop cloppety clop cloppety clop" on the floor. It's like they're trying to make a statement.

10-02-2023 8:42am

Political activism. Both good and bad. The bad people are just utter muck humans and the good people are just utter bores who don’t see the damage overzealotry does to their cause.

10-02-2023 8:43am

Sh*tting on the Irish Language is also a “tosser” thing to me though. The whole “Make the language uncool so we can killl it once and for all”. Yeah c*nt off back to Windsor to bum f*ck Kate, English.

PopePalpatine · 10-02-2023 9:00am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120222386#Comment_120222386

Bonus tosser points if they do it while you're only doing 80 in an 80 zone...on a road that was last re-paved in the week before the IMF came to town.

Doctors room ghost · 10-02-2023 9:30am

People that skip the que in Aldi when the staff open another till. They charge like rhinos at the new till just so they gain another few seconds in their worthless, selfish lives.

also them dryrobe swimming fcukers in shops.

What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

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