What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

Non disabled people who park in disabled spots “just for a minute”.

Take Imelda off that list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSAlzywc3mk

Anyone who identifies as a "Citizen Journalist" or "Auditor" just because they have a phone

Those people who do that f**king annoying thing. You know what I'm talking about. Tossers.

When discussing sports like rugby or soccer and someone starts going on about "the narrative" of the team or the game. It tells me you can't come up with your own opinions and you're listening to WAY too many sports podcasts.

"Holier than thou" people who push their lifestyle choices and ideology on everyone else; esp mouthy vegans and pronoun lovers. In earlier times such types would have been watching the neighbours to see if they went to Mass every Sunday.

People who spend €50000 on an ecar and then rave to somebody about why they should swith and all the money they'll save. Whilst that person is bearly affording a 10 Ford Focus!

Oat milk is definitively in tosser territory, but oat milk in and American Style fridge scores bonus points

We badly need a universally recognised Irish phrase for "Go F&^!* yerselves" for people like these.

Regarding the no socks thing what I find generally makes somebody a tosser is when they wear shorts and they wear white socks pulled up as far as they can go.

Extra marks if its a Winter day so they can show how tough they are in their shorts.

No chance

It has to be a Canada Goose jacket!

I don't know if you get them back home but there are these runners that the girls over here (London/Essex) love. They're just chunky-ish plain white yokes that are some designer name on them - they honestly could pass for your standard adidas but likely 4 times the price (i'll try to dig up a picture. . .). Now I don't have any issue with that, some ladies tend to be into fashion and spend stupid money on stupid things* but I'm seeing more and more blokes wearing them of late. . . tossers

Edit: found them, not the easiest google search when you've no clue of the guys name - a best seller no less

*I'm definitely getting into trouble for that

NI drivers act the bollocks as soon as they enter the republic. I meet them on the Donegal to Sligo road regularly. Speeding and aggressive driving seems to be the norm especially those in the big powerful cars. Where are the Guards?

Bonus points if they have that 70s mustache. There is a guy in my town like that, you can tell by the way he walks that he thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread. 🤮

Road rage is another one, people going mental with other motorists, over tiny mistakes or if they get held up for 2 seconds, just because they are annoyed with their $hit lives.

I saw one lately, both of us were trying to pass each other in a narrow place on the road, we both drive by slowly, then I looked at him and he was going crazy roaring and staring at me, I just laughed, like it was a 50/50 problem, why did he think I should stop just to let the king through? Tosser, a grown man as well, in his 50's. Then I saw him since trying to pull in, I was driving towards him with a car up close behind me, he was going crazy again, probably thought I should stop and let the very important person in.