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What immediately screams "tosser" to you?

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    #302
    rameire
    Registered Users Posts: 4,163 ✭✭✭rameire


    People whos eyes are close together and look like murdering maniacs.

    The happy pear twins are a great example.

    🌞 3.8kwp, 🌞 Split 2.28S, 1.52E. 🌞 Clonee, Dub.🌞



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    #303
    kaymin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭kaymin


    People that refer to others as good guys. Just gets up my wick as often those uttering it were the most detestable people (to me).



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    #304
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,017 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058283649/what-immediately-screams-tosser-to-you

    Yep. And most a them couldn’t string a fooking Irish sentence together. Grade A tosspots



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    #305
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,047 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233095#Comment_120233095

    People who refer to up my wick instead of on my wick. Gets up my nose.



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    #306
    farmingquestion
    Registered Users Posts: 827 ✭✭✭farmingquestion


    People who can't take normal photographs, they always have to pull some strange face.



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    #307
    walshb
    Registered Users Posts: 56,017 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233215#Comment_120233215

    Absolute tosspots



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    #308
    mrslancaster
    Registered Users Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭mrslancaster


    People who park in the space right next to you when the carpark is practically empty.



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    #309
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭amacca


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233039#Comment_120233039

    In fairness their eyes being close together is not even amongst the top ten crimes against the state and even humanity itself the happy pear twins have perpetrated in their long running spree.



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    #310
    Jasmine Gifted Quintet
    Posts: 0 ✭ Jasmine Gifted Quintet


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233273#Comment_120233273

    sorry what 😂



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    #311
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭amacca


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233303#Comment_120233303

    Ah you know....


    Getting up at 5 o clock in the morning to go for swims or runs and making sure to plaster it all over social media.....


    Selling total shite in plastic boxes in supermarkets


    Constant judgemental positivity oozing out of every pore of them


    And that's probably the tip of the iceberg



    ....and you just know they have a dungeon somewhere where they engage in pro trump twitter trolling or worse......probably hoard lego for profit so kids can't buy it etc......



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    #312
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 29,078 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233215#Comment_120233215

    You mean “people under 30”.



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    #313
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Vinyl definitely does sound better than digital, but records are so bloody delicate. Look at one and it skips.



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    #314
    StevenToast
    Registered Users Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Saw a dìckhead with neck tatoos today.....thought of this thread immediately....

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



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    #315
    newirishman
    Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭newirishman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233904#Comment_120233904

    Was just going to add those that harp on about vinyl sounding “better” than “digital”. Not just tossers, but not having a clue how sh1t works either.



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    #316
    newirishman
    Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭newirishman


    Drivers who ignore ‘no entry’ lines and one way systems, especially in parking lots, so they get to that parking spot quicker, whilst blocking the traffic for everyone else.



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    #317
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    People with deliberately loud exhausts on their cars.

    People who park everywhere except in designated parking spaces outside Lidl (it only seems to be Lidl for some reason).

    People who play music/video without headphones on public transport.

    People who don't wipe down equipment/weights in the gym.

    Excessive vanity, especially in men.

    People who stand directly outside pubs smoking and drinking. Step to the side of the entrance dickhead.



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    #318
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    People who like Other Voices on RTE or acts that appear on that show.

    Anybody involved in the Irish music scene over the past 20 years.



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    #319
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    A picture of Ryan Tubridy.



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    #320
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233936#Comment_120233936

    Why the quotes around digital?

    If I'm playing my phone through my Bluetooth speaker I have to turn the sound up way higher than I do when playing a record on the same machine. The bass is deeper - everything is. The streamed/downloaded audio seems "flatter".

    Don't you think if people's experience of the sound is better, well then there's nothing incorrect about what they're saying?

    You just implied I'm a tosser - think about that. Maybe your tone is weirdly aggressive and rude in response to one short post regarding my own experience?

    And if it's some sort of pop at those with a preference for vinyl for being arrogant and feeling superior... well hello irony (my favourite format is CD - vinyl is a bit of a hassle but I have a modest record collection).

    How "sh1t" works - well that's real technical stuff. How dare we not all have an understanding of the area in question. 🙄

    You could use your rage to explain then instead of being a sneering arsehole.



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    #321
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 16,315 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120231718#Comment_120231718

    This is why I choose the queue with males in it.

    Less shopping, no farting around with coupons and money off rubbish, no rooting around handbags, no chatting.



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    #322
    micar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,896 ✭✭✭micar


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120233913#Comment_120233913

    Anyone with a face, head or hand tattoo.



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    #323
    rameire
    Registered Users Posts: 4,163 ✭✭✭rameire


    People who think this is a Thread for Debate.

    🌞 3.8kwp, 🌞 Split 2.28S, 1.52E. 🌞 Clonee, Dub.🌞



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    #324
    Iseedeadpixels
    Registered Users Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    People who pay for stuff with their phones, 9/10 times they can never get it to work and flip the phone over 3-4 times and then hit the cashier with oh let me switch cards!



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    #325
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,638 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    In general people change their names to the Irish version on social media to stop people they don't want to or prospective employers finding them.



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    #326
    passatman86
    Registered Users Posts: 1,849 ✭✭✭passatman86


    When you ring a business and they promise to call back to sort whatever situation you called about - but they never do

    Post edited by passatman86 on


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    #327
    farmingquestion
    Registered Users Posts: 827 ✭✭✭farmingquestion


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120234802#Comment_120234802

    Or they do it to get people to think that they're important enough that people would want to look up their social media profiles.



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    #328
    brokenbad
    Registered Users Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭brokenbad


    People you say hello to and you get no response or a blank stare.........



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    #329
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,385 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    When you hold a door for someone and they breeze through without a word



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    #330
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭ [Deleted User]


    You tell someone that the Base and monopod stand for your cool dolby audio recording camcorder only cost € 10. The stand supports the camcorder fine, 2 metres tall. But still you're told you're a fukkin cheapskate for using it when you tell them the cost.



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    #331
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Drivers who wait until the last millisecond to turn on their indicators before turning, or indicate as they're turning.



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