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  • Registered Users Posts: 82,561 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Rough few weeks for Mr cretin. Mamy has cancer. Thus de fight begins. Gold ll is so **** insane and retarded ucabt say dat I love it to take my mind of tings. I'm at some woman calling tiger a guttersnipe joe u can't say dat lol high court etc



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,075 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    Take of yourself lad, Maybe Joe will produce more gold soon as he seems all over the place lately. Let the baby listen in otherwise to get it to have a nap. 😊



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Good luck, we had that thing visit us too, stay positive, when the initial shock of the diagnosis subsides concentrate on the treatment and you will deal with it, funny where the strength comes from in times like these 👍👍👍



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Tanks lads means a lot. Very v rough transcripts of 2day



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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭thecretinhop



    I read demi mure buk

    De genesis inves

    Boxing bad ads no juice golf no problem from poka tampon guffaw

    Helen dunn

    Claire ur lady captain

    Look it joe

    Million years ago no women in golf

    Joe unbelievable

    Joe gentlemen golfers

    More like A women's shot female ahead

    Tut tut tiger

    Joe ur a big girls blouse been thru wars treatment of women

    He had to source tampon

    Claire he pre medicated tampon y forearmed like a glocke

    WhoJoked about erecting


    Whoy not a captain

    Female etfc

    Big guffaw

    Croaky throat girl

    Rool eyes tut much worse

    Woman eq weakness

    Tampon is woman

    Plotting sexism

    Arrogant strutting

    Jt threw it on ground

    Revulsion Joe taboo!

    Joe tiger rebuild crash etc

    Erin Ellen ahhh ...

    Menstruation is just women

    Joe rory younger wisdom of mastudda

    Where he got it

    Vending machine rightly so

    Men's vending machine Marian

    Whoy not?? Joe

    It's not wriggles gum

    Won't say wore Joe

    Young golfers

    His mind works guttersnipe

    Don't say dat solicitors letter

    Give me ur ...

    Don't say guttersnipe

    Ellen Erin

    He's a very handsome man

    Ann Thomy 9nbeircouch

    Met him mental illness

    I don't know wife broke up

    Get over it tiger a billion

    U seen it happy here bloody useless

    No need 4 dat I love women Joe ladies

    Wealth in golf

    99pc no ur wrong is golfvsecist whoy have lady golf then captain

    Space 4 lady captain no spade 4 captain I'm cutting grass short Whacker van alert

    Two professional goofers ur wrong Joe says car parks 2 sexes why air time ok Joe says



    Tampon is a woman weaker hanfvob it does exist gentlemen golfers handing tampon now it's a weak shock

    Well in joke

    Joe Rage if u don't want to talk don't bother ringing

    Brian ita v funny a lady as a joke did it discreetly out drid him

    Joe tampon I'd womsm

    Joesecist mystpnistic

    Bran rlol

    Emma still stands


    Jow itsca joke

    Weaker dan me a woman



    Joe not in his bak garden

    Brian treating him as a lady

    Croaky terribly reductionist no man noes menstruation

    Brian Mountain out of molehill

    Inherit sexism

    Harm hid score

    Brian no idea what it is

    Ur not a woman

    Joke was against jd

    For dat participle shot

    Joe a sniker bar no b says

    If I had to go threw menopause a billion aire slip tampon give me a break [high court pay out Joe ring up pbh]

    Ray going tp

    Tony t crauc

    Serious rte loss

    Irish paddy jokes

    Ring d4 u want to present show menopause beg beg vat woman and sport blood is visible harvest ok three three Joe angry only woman get dat joke

    Answer ur question Ray turd wurld jokes

    Timmy t again whoy dud he apolitical 3k Joe Ray is fine antislavery

    Threw away in discussed tiger cheating on wife rage menopause a racist koke is skin color

    Woman of de World hole in 1 can't menstruation on de camel

    Tiger wife top don't ghammer him Joe I'm sorry

    A woman in his pocket

    Not sexist snobbish

    Tiger woods dauther King Charles ridiculous joe ring buck Palace

    Talking over each other u disagree it's called life Joe didn't see it joe Don buries in sand its dirty no teams sport basketball a bruise a car into wall no bruise now get a grip woman get a grip talent Joe does he wear a tampon asling oh my god does king Charles wear a tampon?

    Joe tiger tiger tiger wuds talented look Joe intinate don't be so serious deirdre I agree crazy girl oh gawd

    Gang of women mens bits size etc

    Confines of private room

    No harm shoot in rorys face

    Man u no white shortage jam rags Joe intimate project bring a golf ball

    Nazi nutter comes on

    Two society men are superior viagra up urs Joe

    Ya ya third tri mister 3 months of hangover bagbl of cans on your back

    WhatsApp group Joe briallrnt middle ages Joe doctor nightowl

    Just a joke Joe in sporting Manor not driven ball how does a how does a tampon show tg. . Bout a weaker shot no tampon acsniker or a banana (careful Joe racist) by who u cud use dese guys a drinking a pint use ladies

    Avid other man no joke it was a private joke Joe it was in public

    A joke Joe his wife's etc

    Noel ja a period of weakness

    Jovial high heals leister

    Joe wat??

    Nazi society is liking transgender

    No lol

    Crazy German or from ten do men check prostate in gets v large

    Joe looking forward to pme unless wanting pregnancies

    Terry venables ends



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭WishUWereHere


    After listening to 75 minutes of tampongate while 45,000 people have died in the ME, Ukraine on Fire???

    RTE paid a Host’ €1509. 59 to feed the listener this?

    bye RTE, bye Liveline.

    EDIT: Sorry I meant to add: Sorry to hear of Your health problems. I hope everything goes well for You and Your Family.

    Post edited by WishUWereHere on




  • So sorry to hear this 😢 you can do with all the gold that Joe can give.



  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Sorry to hear that cretin. Thankfully you have beauriful shoulders dat do be do be do be able to carry dis burden so to speak. I’m sending you more best wishes dan dere is water in Lough Neagh so to speak, as you make your way on de journey dat is de rich tapestry of life so to speak.

    Take care caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I do be listening back to the show now. I’m just at the part where he lost de rag and is calling Woods “a billionaire dope”.

    How is this man on radio?



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  • Was readin de preliminary report of the tragic Nepal air crash at Pokhara. A female captain was being trained into this new approach by a more experienced male captain, so she could in future command her own aircraft to the new airport. Nepal has some of the world’s most difficult flying conditions.

    She was doing the flying in the left hand seat, aiming the aircraft to the new runway in a relatively tight circuit surrounded by mountains. Around 800 feet she called for full flap to be deployed by Pilot Monitoring (her instructor) but instead of pulling the flap lever he pulled the adjacent pair of levels to cut the fuel supply to both engines. She called out three times that engines had lost power as she tried to steer the aircraft, he failed to respond, there was nowhere to go but crash.

    The question is why did the instructor freeze. It is suspected he was suffering from exhaustion, but of course it could have been a medical issue like the smouldering heart attack that caused the Trident crash at Staines, another case of inadvertent lever pulling and failure to act on stick shaker warning.



    Green lever yes, red lever NO unless engine is on Foyre a dat.

    I wouldn’t let Ray Darcy anywhere near the controls of an aircraft of any kind.

    De above is the precise same aircraft type I learned to fly in. Pull white knob to keep engine running ice free, pull red knob to cut fuel supply and stop engine. Black knob is throttle to set engine power. You want to know your knobs when flying.

    Post edited by [Deleted User] on


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe made a lot of assumptions on the Woods and Thomas tampon story- how does he know how these men people now identify? For all Joe knows Thomas could be beginning his brave journey to transition and Wooods was showing support by passing THEM the tampon. We do live in a world now where men can have periods (and if you say they can't you're a TERF bigot) so why not? Does Joe know that Tomas is not non-binary, gender-fluid, intersex, or transitioning? In trying to be uber woke and defend women with his manufactured outrage, Joe could possibly have committed a hate crime with his violent words, potential misgendering and dead naming.



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,412 ✭✭✭Tow


    A load of posts appear to have been deleted from this thread...

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki




  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Looks like Bestest Filum Ever™, De Banshees of Inisherin, was arguably, somewhat overlooked in last night's BAFTAs, despite picking up 4 awards.

    Keoghan and Condon done their bit, perhaps only rightly in the latter's case, and even then that's pushing it, but the big stuff was going elsewhere.

    Best bit of last night, said Bestest Filum Ever™, De Banshees of Inisherin winning OUTSTANDING BRITISH FILM of the YEAR. So well done to the Brits. Jolly well done oul chaps.


    What way with de Lahvlahn swing later on ? Go positive if dey can get hold of someone who knows or once had a dream about one of the winners and just talk about how brilliuant, brilliuant they are .......... or go negative and all sour and bitter about de Brits ?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Depends on which side of the bed Joe gets out of this morning.



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,417 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Da Germuns must be listening to Loiveline on their eyefones.




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,757 ✭✭✭leath_dub




  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    It’s all down to Joe and de power of Da Lahv Lahn. Without Joe’s support the mooooovie/fillum would have failed miserably so to speak.





  • I hope not, it’s always tedious when he goes off on a luvvies luv-in.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Expunge


    He barely makes a mention of Kerry Condon in all his ramblings about De Ban-SHeez.

    Maybe it's A, because she's not a Doob - she's from Thurles.

    or

    B She does be doing the high- flautin' acting with de Royal Shakespeare Company in de Ewww Kay. As we know from Joe's frequent digs at the Abbey Theatre, he doesn't like highly state funded National Theatres - compared to the likes of Duffy's Circus.

    Also, I note that in two years in a row, a past pupil of the Ursuline College in Thurles has been nominated for a Best Supporting Actress award at the Oscars - Jessie Buckley last year and Kerry Condon this year.

    Surely something of a record for any secondary school outside of Beverly Hills or the like?

    If this was a Doob school, he'd be all over it. No?



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Outside shot of covering "fellow" author, Roald Dahl's, work being censored so as to protect all de fat chislers out dere nowadays from having bad feelings about being fat ?



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    He might try and resolve the NI protocol today.





  • JOE

    4 days away from Invasion of Yewkrane. Transport trucks lying about de army, could we not donate?

    Need to be 6 months at least in mudder & baby home. Unfair

    Free travel pass unfairness issue of some sort.



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,561 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    • send trucks to Ukraine for some reason
    • mother and baby home, compo
    • free travel scheme, is it unfair , WHOY !!

    sounds very dull in fairness compared to Friday



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Today with Joseph:

    Anniversary of the invasion of the Yewcrane in 4 days. Whoy are we not sending old army trucks over to dem?

    Mudder and baby homes. You won't get anything if you were less than 6 months in one.

    Is the free travel pass system unfair?



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,561 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Too Day...

    • 4 days away from anniversary of the invasion of Ukraine...a caller spotted some Irish army trucks being moved in de Curragh, can they not be given to the Ukrainians?
    • Mother and baby homes, whoy does everyone who attended not get de readies?
    • Free travel schemes, whoy are some private operators a pain in the hole to use it with.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Heard the promo, but didn't really take notice of what was said.

    Was struck by the depressing, cast down - so to speak, tone in his voice.

    Monday blues ?

    Or did he have the opportunity to listen back at the shitshow he presented/dictated on Friday ?

    Rarely hear anything that unprofessional.





  • It’s a wonder Joe doesn’t say “Mother OR FAAADER & home babies”, after all he’s presuming gender of person who gave birth, they might identify as a faaaader.



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  • He’s depressed that the show scored Gold for all the wrong reasons. We must be punished.



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