Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

I drove past a funeral in a church today just after it ended. About 20 to 30 people outside doing the usual chat. Mostly men. About 1 or 2 of them were dressed properly i.e. a shirt and tie. Most were wearing jeans and casual clothes. Do people not have standards any more?

Charity ads, what is the story with them always sounding like they're coming down a phoneline? Surely the person speaking isn't actually on the ground in the midst of the emergency and is in a studio making it sound like that?

The CLANG sound in volume settings on windows. Its a gong or whatever, CLOONG, its the most fecking annoying sound anyone could choose. And its the standard setting.

If you're playing a song loud and you adjust the windows volume bar it would frighten the shyte out of you and step all over the beat.

Cant seem to change it either.

Microsoft has the uncanny ability to make the end user as uncomfortable as possible. And always want you to make a sign in for this or that piece of redundant bloatware sht. Like sign up for microsoft image saver, it lets you save images. Sign up for microsoft mouse to use your mouse exactly as you already do but with an account. Fck off annoying me about the cloud and cloud accounts.

A very particular thing I noticed in America. Photos of the corpse in their coffin.

Worse than that I've seen people taking selfies with the deceased.

Feeling utterly exhausted at the weekend. And having loads of **** to do that I just can't face.

Bath bombs. Specifically ones given to kids by relatives. My arms are covered in glitter.

People who phone you at 09.55 am on Sunday morning… ill be up awake for a further 13 - 14 hours. So can whatever ( it was in no way important or time critical ) just not wait till a bit later…

When you put one of those cistern blocks in the toilet, and for the first few flushes there is only slight colouration of the water as it starts to dissolve, followed by 2-3 flushes where practically the remaining 90% of the block has dissolved into the water and you need to replace it with a new one - what a waste. I feel like we need a dedicated chamber within the toilet that can be easily refilled and which releases a fixed amount of cleaning fluid along with the flush when the handle/button is pressed - or even as part of the valve system which refills the cistern after a flush and stops when the water reaches the top.

Sorry if I've put you off your Sunday lunch 😳

Any time Jehovah's Witnesses have come to my house, they'd say "Would like to read our leaflet about [whatever]?", to which I'd say "Yeah, okay", they'd give me the leaflet, and then leave. My trivial annoyance is they've never put any effort into converting me. Was I too quick to take the leaflet? Do I not look like somebody they'd want on their team? Why won't they give me the hard sell?!?

I feel rejected...