What's the etiquette here??

Have basic manners and don't flush after dropping off a load in the ensuite toilet during sleeping hours.

Poke down any floaters for reducing odours.

Have been reading the en-suite posts with interest. Personally, I never log out in there. But each to his own.

Reminded me though - I was out foreign last year on company business and had cause to be in an apartment. Nicely furnished and appointed 3 bed unit. However, everything revolved around the large living / kitchen area. All doors led off it, including the jacks. There'd be no hiding or denying it. The minute you opened the door you'd release odours into the living area. Wasn't an issue when I was there thankfully. Same people also consider it very bad manners for visitors to leave their shoes on. Guest slippers are available in most houses.

Depends on the quality of the paper, the reach of the owner and the footprint of the damage done around ground zero.

Contained damage required little attention , dab in the ‘eye is usually enough,however uncontained explosion can take several wads and sometimes can require status 2 attention with a long handled brush or a ‘sawing motion’ with the towel.

Make sure to fold properly afterwards, the Shroud of Turin is not acceptable.

Hope that helps…

Yes, could indeed, good dumping strategy if Option 2 is deployed would be to ensure that you are not associated with the carnage if at all possible, like not eating a bag of Tortilla corn chips or maybe a two layer Burrito with Mexican wedges prior to blast off.

Fcukkers leave a ferocious bang around the gaff that even a full box of bbq matches couldn’t dissipate.

But as you correctly point out not always possible and if Great aunt Agatha unfolded a towel looking like the Derby County goalmouth in the sixties, it could be serious.

Well spotted.

Calving jack.....Have you ever Googled something and quickly wished you had'nt!!!!!

Gail Platt topless...that's just disgusting.

What's seen can't be unseen. Thanks.

I have my diet in good check at the moment, green party would be proud. Knocking ghosties out of the park, I expect the weekend to bring a brief end to them.

Moist arse wipes are your friend but a face flannel belonging to someone you don't like is a more environmentally friendly option.

Had a feed of a local chipper snack box last night (much better than the pat mcdonagh offering) and a couple of battered sausages.

The auld stomach and bowels ain't feeling in great condition...I feel a storm coming.

Pebble dashed the insides of the old Armitage Shanks in work this morning after a big fry and left it resembling a painters radio......thank god for contract cleaners ☺️

Surprised you used the ‘downstairs’ to blow out a big ‘un, Parsnipp.

Not good practice, and certainly not after a while on the ‘pebbles’.

Personally always use the ‘big lavvie’ when there’s a big lad marinating, in fact only yesterday

gouted out a sludgy load which sat like bagwomans jocks glowering at me from pan.

The downstairs wouldn’t have taken the load, I’m sure of that.