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    #95612
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,571 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Worst is if you clean the snow on the path outside the house, then decide feck it I will do the neighbours too, then you do the next house, and the next one and you can't stop for a fear of fealing guilty at what house to stop at. I will leave it to the younger folk this time around.



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    #95613
    Luckycharms_74
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    Just tuned in now after lunch and heard this buffoon Duffy trying to work out the difference in daily temps 😂



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    #95614
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Temperature is linear Joe, you absolute fool. Work out the Kelvin and ask yourself the same question


    Seeing as how he's reading de thread

    7C is about 280K

    14C is 287 something K

    Does that sound twice as warm ?



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    #95615
    Furze99
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    What are we on now - Apple weather? O'Reilly must be banging his head off a wall by this stage, why did he phone in and engage with such imbeciles!



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    #95616
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Centigrade doesn't work like that Joe. You need to use the Kelvin scale.

    10 degrees centigrade is not twice as warm as 5 degrees centigrade.

    Should ask Joe, if it's 0 degrees today and it's twice as cold tomorrow, what temperature will it be tomorrow? Would probably blow his mind though.



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    #95617
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,495 ✭✭✭touts


    There are two websites all old people check. RIP.ie to see whose funeral lunch they are going to today and YR.no to check the weather and see if they are going to bother going to the actual funeral.



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    #95618
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120325424#Comment_120325424

    Absolutely!

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #95619
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    I didn't forecast there could be these many boring people 🤔

    I'm wondering WEATHER I should listen to the rest of the show 🥱



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    #95620
    Sigma101
    Registered Users Posts: 1,157 ✭✭✭Sigma101


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120325429#Comment_120325429

    Strongly disagree. This show is perfect for him.

    Joe: " So is 14 Degrees twice as warm as 7 Degrees?"

    Carlow weather guy: "Er... yes"



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    #95621
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Brown bread - dead.

    Joe perks up.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #95622
    Luckycharms_74
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    This woman is some craic 🤐



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    #95623
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    There was a Met Eireann guy a member at my golf club. He told me they had build a new forecasting station in the West. Some time later one of the wags in a local pub took off his flat cap, scratched his head and declared " the **** weather hasn't been the same since they built that bloody weather factory". The Met Eireann man swears the story is true.



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    #95624
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120325442#Comment_120325442

    To be fair to the Carlow man, he has to keep it simple.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #95625
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Duffy seems astonished that someone can do multiple things in a day

    Must start feeling that couple hours a day he puts in might not be enough



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    #95626
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120325463#Comment_120325463

    Duffy's astonished at anybody managing to mentally multiply.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #95627
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    it is well know that satellites cant pick up drizzle. I thought everyone knew that. I learned that years ago when I got soaked outdoors when it was supposed to be fine.



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    #95628
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120325396#Comment_120325396

    And a doctor told me the white stuff affected the heart. Oh! you're talking about bread , sorry.



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    #95629
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,571 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Ffs, get wages every 2 weeks or every week it's the same jaysus amount of money you are getting.



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    #95630
    Luckycharms_74
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    He actually said who made the bear in "Cocaine Bear".


    CGI ...JOE... C.G.I made the bear you gimp



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    #95631
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,571 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120325494#Comment_120325494

    Joe thinks 'Bill' in the Dunnes ad is an actual cast down vertically challenged person.



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    #95632
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Ah, so dey've changed the T and Cs dat you never bothered reading ?


    Well, thanks for calling.



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    #95633
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,571 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    The days of vouchers in Dunnes and Tesco with the alcohol were memorable, my finest hours in bargain hunting.



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    #95634
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,571 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    People were going to the supermarkets during Covid as a day out, you never see that level of business in any of them now, same goods must be being bought.



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    #95635
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    "Stuff your bleedin jumpers !" Is how it went I'd say

    Dis is obviously her posh phonecall voice



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    #95636
    Bluewolf
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭Bluewolf


    Jesuuuuuuus wept.



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    #95637
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Has joe mentioned yet that the coldest place in Ireland is a graveyard.



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    #95638
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Fabulous paper bags.

    A tour of Ireland's quality stores.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #95639
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jeez, I can't imagine the Duffster straining the seams of a St Bernards t-shirt.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #95640
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,571 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    The ST Bernard brand needs to be brought back, particularly for the Strider runners.



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    #95641
    mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭mountain


    I’m losing the will to live listening to this nonsense,

    even if Duffy worked for free, he would still be overpaid



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