Love Island 2023 (South Africa)

The Aussie Sheila is using farmer boy to make money and start off her career as a celebrity in London. They will break up after 6 months being in all the mags about how they love each other, then she will go on Celebrity go dating on e4.

Tom should have stayed with the lovely Ellie instead of the east end market stall seller.

Her sister is Jake Quickenden's ex. Her dad won I'm a Celebrity

Glad Shaq had a pop at Ron the lazy ****.

Recoupling tonight when the Casa Amor lot return to the villa.

I think Shaq is gonna bash Martin if he comes back with Tanya. Martin reminds me a bit of Carlton in Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I think there's 9 being dumped tonight.

After watching first look's preview for tonight it should be a good show with it all kicking off. I cannot wait for movie night.

I agree but he came into his own during movie night 🤣

I have had to suffer thru this as the Mrs is a fan.

I have a question that I hope is more of a sanity check than anything else.

If 2 lads behaved in the manner of Tanya and Olivia? What would the consensus generally be? I think they are both manipulative, using, gaslighters and that fellas acting in similar fashion would be pilloried. Am I wrong?

That's how a lot of women see it too. I think Tanya's got a really nasty streak with more red flags than Olivia who I think is more bonkers and playing to the camera.

One thing to bear in mind for viewers is that the show and chats are so over produced and they're told what to discuss in their chats. Some of the chats are filmed a couple of times until the producers get what they want and then the public are manipulated to vote for specific people. The show is edited in such a way that if they want to get rid of someone they'll give them bad edits with conversations shown that are taken out of context.

When it's a vote for your favourite and if one of the producers favourites are in the bottom three and is an OG the producers will then get the rest of the villa to decide who they'll save whereas if the one they want gone is in the bottom they'll go with the public vote.

The producers will ensure the ones with the most potential for deals after the show will end up in the final.

Tanya and Olivia are very nasty and fane hungry. But Claudia and Lana are lovely, down to earth yet very beautiful, and much prettier than them 2 hags.

I think Claudia is way hotter than Rosie. There is something very plastic about Rosie, Claudia is natural looking.

Yes but Amber didnt look like Tanya who is much darker. People are now saying Kai & Shanai will win like dark horses will come to the fore on the night? I dont see it but its a **** show this year for sure. I hate the nail varnish on all the guys and the pearls what message are they trying to portray? Harry Styles has a lot to answer for these days the way he affects the way the men are behaving...........nail varnish ...jeez !

Sam Smith is a funny oul fish also. They is one of the multicolour fish in finding nemo.

I thought both their talent performance were terrible. Shaq did what he did in the earlier heart rate challenge, and Tanya just danced around crazily shaking her ar$e. Terrible stuff.

I think Ron was the only person who had any talent. I did don’t really follow the card tricks that Land did. The trumpet was just copying the previous few seasons of a music act that is terrible everyone laughs. And the song at the end by Tom, was it that very same song that a fella sang on the last season?? And he even also sang it last and was terribly monotone. The repeat nature of the show is now getting on my nerves.

So Ro Keating just became a grandfather after son Jack welcomes first baby. So Jack must have sown the seed of fatherhood immediately after coming out of the love island villa. Or maybe before it??