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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,757 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ballyfermot FM


    Them 10 year old japanese imports are the easiest to rob, Missus - no immobililsers



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    131D35035



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,495 ✭✭✭touts


    Ballyfermot woman ventures outside Dublin and has her car stolen.

    Normally it's the reverse.



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,572 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    With de bumper car controls (an automatic).



  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ah now heyor



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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,495 ✭✭✭touts


    She's from Ballyfermot. That's probably how the car came into her possession in the first place.



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    How did this one get on at all at all?



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,415 ✭✭✭Tow


    Week to hour conversion factor.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "Do you quilt on your own?" Sounds durty



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    What colour is your sewing machine?



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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    She knew Joe's Ma......well, the Ma he had at dat time.


    As opposed to another one.



  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    She can do nothing with her hands on the disability but she is on the machine 4 hours a day

    gerrup da yard arrua dat



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    Da depression



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,572 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    The chances of ever seeing the car again intact would be up there with winning de jackpot in de Euromillions 3 weeks in a row.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    The car is burnt out now love lol



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,495 ✭✭✭touts


    With the quilt stolen she'll just have to buy an actual wedding present for her niece now.

    Doesn't take Columbo to work out the niece may have been involved.



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Leave it at the Russian embassy



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Whacker on now with de facts

    Woulda, shouda, coulda



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Whacker alert



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭zell12



    how to steal a car..



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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,415 ✭✭✭Tow


    Cawlur, that's now de system works. My neighbor has been on the disability from (insert state employer) for years, yet has de best kept garden in de area.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,572 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    You could kill off the car crime with the strike of a pen, simply have it law that all newly registered cars need an immoboliser fitted to pass their first NCT. The scobies will then have to be re-educated in to de ways of de digital croyme.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    The cruke lock.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,495 ✭✭✭touts


    She wanted to make a warm quilt for her niece because the poor niece is living in the countryside.

    We've houses outside the M50 as well luv. And they even have heating.



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,572 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Hot Woyre de automatic...eh that would make no difference whatsoever, if anything it just makes it more appealing to simpletons who can't use a clutch.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,495 ✭✭✭touts


    Producer turns down the volume on the caller as he explains how to steal a Japanese car



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Maybe we should have a Ballyfermot Friday.......



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Free sowing masheen for dis one



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,318 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    De fund has opened


    "For a quilt !!!!"


    "No....a sewing machine"



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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,527 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Now all we need is a quilt maker offering a new one to go in the new boot of the new Nissan Micra that will be offfered by Joe Duffy Motors.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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