Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Options
1…334335337339340…548

Comments

  • Options
    #10082
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,732 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Tea bags bursting. It's happened twice in the last week, different brands too.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Options
    #10083
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,258 ✭✭✭Archeron


    What is with all the stupid ads on boards for what looks like Spanish language anime cartoon porn? Every single ad for me now is this rubbish.



  • Options
    #10084
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,133 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Anyone ( other than the women carrying the baby ) who says " we are pregnant . " No , a man is not pregnant he is expecting a baby , I see Brian Dowling now whinging because he and Arthur were called out for saying " We are pregnant " . They were not , his sister was and the lads were expecting their baby but NO they were not pregnant .



  • Options
    #10085
    Be right back
    Registered Users Posts: 6,153 ✭✭✭Be right back


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120357365#Comment_120357365

    Paul Murphy for calling his baby BOY, it as they are going to let Juniper decide what gender he wants to be. Poor kid.



  • Options
    #10086
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 16,177 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Overused buzzword of the day: Gamechanger.



  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #10087
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,799 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    This weekend! I live in the UK and I'm seeing a slow build up of the "diddillly dyeeee, top of the mornin' to ya Paddy!" bull shyt train fast approaching.

    My wife's sister (also living in and from the UK) has a baby going to sensory classes. They were doing a photo shoot the last day. They had the child sit in front of a green screen type thing and took a photograph. They then superimposed a leprechaun and a rainbow on the green screen, with the child sitting beside the pot of gold. Doing it to celebrate St Patrick's day apparently?!

    When she showed me the pictures I nearly cringed the cultural appropriation clean outta my own eyeballs.

    (And yes I am a walking contradiction as I'll be in a pub this Friday drinking a Guinness, because its our celebration day, grrr!)



  • Options
    #10088
    Joel Mango Unicorn
    Posts: 0 ✭ Joel Mango Unicorn


    TA’d in advance about all the people who are going to say “Happy St Patty’s day”

    makes me sick.



  • Options
    #10089
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 16,177 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Related to St 'Patty's' Day, that stupid green dye they pour into the river in Chicago.

    I know it's supposed to be harmless but it makes the river look heavily polluted. Such a childish thing to do.



  • Options
    #10090
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,935 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Muppets on escooters staring at their phones as they tootle along swerving all over the road.

    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • Options
    #10091
    StevenToast
    Registered Users Posts: 3,540 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    I hate Christmas, valentines day, st patricks day, mothers day, international womens day, fathers day and all the bollèx that goes with it....

    Just leave me be....

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #10092
    SAMTALK
    Registered Users Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120358336#Comment_120358336

    Just discussing this here in work and the lads were amazed that we thought all this was a load of crap . They thought all women loved the idea of international womens day etc.



  • Options
    #10093
    Jequ0n
    Registered Users Posts: 6,238 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    More corporate crap. I feel elated to have been invited to the “social media misogyny phenomenon” brunch.

    At least all of the lazy ass employees can congregate and be useless in the same space for a while.



  • Options
    #10094
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,657 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120358301#Comment_120358301

    Ebike and escooter users are uniformly *the* worst road users around. By a long shot.



  • Options
    #10095
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,372 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120358426#Comment_120358426

    Other than taxi drivers and bus drivers I assume you meant to say 😶



  • Options
    #10096
    spookwoman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭spookwoman


    Bad customer service. Not the first time this has happened. Waiting to collect prescription and I told counter staff I would be just outside as I do every time. She even knew my name and said hello etc. Wont be too long... I'm watching 3 of them huddle in the corner chatting interrupted maybe 2 or 3 times for people getting items. One of them passes me a number of times, the other 2 including the one that took the order see me standing there.

    27 Mins later I ask the young one that has passed me a number of time while moving stuff around on shelves what's happening? The order was sitting on the shelf waiting while the one who took the order was still in the corner gossiping an the chemists were sitting chatting. When I said I've been waiting nearly 30 mins I get told. Oh I didn't serve you. 🤬



  • Options
    #10097
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Liars. Particularly those who spin a tale to exploit the good nature of others. Rotten to the core of their souls.



  • Options
    #10098
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 25,297 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120357365#Comment_120357365

    ‘ we are pregnant ‘ why not just say, ‘ we are going to have a baby ‘….

    that ‘we is pregnant ‘ shîte is akin to saying, when only one person is ….

    ’ we are getting a haircut ‘ will you both fit in the chair ?

    ’ we are getting buried today ‘ no you dumb fûck, you are still alive, your partner is dead.



  • Options
    #10099
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,282 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    The 'Cheltenham look' among lads this week, who think they are some sort of local celeb because they happened to pick the winning horse. Never mention how much they lose on average though!



  • Options
    #10100
    HildaOgdenx
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,950 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120359330#Comment_120359330

    I stopped going to one local pharmacy because of stuff like that. They are in the same centre as a very busy doctors surgery so fair enough, it's always busy. But it really looks like the staff spend more time chatting and faffing around than dealing with customers.

    The last time I was there I was asked do you need this this evening? Yes please. Well it won't be ready until tomorrow. This was after I had gone in early morning with the prescription and was told to call back later. 🤷‍♀️



  • Options
    #10101
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 16,177 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120358391#Comment_120358391

    International box-ticking day, a day of tiresome LinkedIn-esque shyte.

    Our company hired wimmens, so brave.



  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #10102
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Corporate Social Responsibility 🙄 box ticking exercise is exactly right.



  • Options
    #10103
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Last weekend a very expensive looking car drove into our driveway and an equally expensive looking man rang the door bell.

    When I answered, he said "I don't know if I'm in the correct place", I told him I was fairly sure that he wasn't, he got into a huff and told me his GPS brought him to here!

    I had an idea he was looking for the Airbnb a few doors up so I asked him what no house he was looking for, into the car he goes and brings me his phone where the messages says the house no three doors up.

    Ta, that somehow its my fault his GPS didn't bring him to the correct house as for the arrogants of driving into a house before they knew it was the right one, especially as the house names/numbers are clearly displayed on all the houses!. Ta I know.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Options
    #10104
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,460 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Just on the train back to Dublin and it reeks of stale piss and farts.



  • Options
    #10105
    realdanbreen
    Registered Users Posts: 8,173 ✭✭✭realdanbreen


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120361025#Comment_120361025

    You're on the Limerick train then I take it!



  • Options
    #10106
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,657 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Running in hailstones. Turns out they're very easy and most unpleasant to inhale.



  • Options
    #10107
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120360949#Comment_120360949

    He's a pontificating tosspot. Just push the buttons Ray, ask the guests questions and go home. It's fairly simple.



  • Options
    #10108
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,657 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    When the last swally of your tea is cold.



  • Options
    #10109
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Being woken up calf muscle cramps, 2 in a row, really painful and my hot water bottle burst to make matter worse.



  • Options
    #10110
    Joel Mango Unicorn
    Posts: 0 ✭ Joel Mango Unicorn


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120357917#Comment_120357917

    It’s kind of sad isn’t it they reckon they’re being awfully cool and impressing the divil out of us when in actual fact we’re all cringing and hoping they’ll just fcuk off and get a life

    have they not enough to celebrate over there that they need to piggy back of our thing

    imagine if they dyed the river Liffey green or something



  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #10111
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,460 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120361037#Comment_120361037

    I am. Well, it's actually the Cork to Dublin train as I had to change at Limerick Junction. Should be arriving in Dublin very shortly thankfully.



This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement