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    #101012
    julyjane
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭julyjane


    Imagine the carnage on that Ryanair flight when she sees them coming with the scratch cards



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    #101013
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ok, the first cruise was going to be in June or July, but even so that's no excuse to sit on her hands and not get the passport organised right away, back in November.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #101014
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,629 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Tell her there's 2 airports in Barcelona.



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    #101015
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,657 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    I think the chances of her getting the passport at this point is slim.



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    #101016
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    What is it with all these halfwits expecting liveline to sort out their life feckups.



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    #101017
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,333 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Yes.

    De Department of Foreign Affairs going through de Lahvlahn for a secure document application like a passport sounds perfectly acceptable.



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    #101018
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 17,042 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    You would in your fcukin hole go to Waterford Joe, you'll be on the long trek to the hotel in Tullamore this evening



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    #101019
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users Posts: 2,123 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120499443#Comment_120499443

    There was a spokeswoman on the Claire Byrne show yesterday and she was saying that everything was going excellent in the Passport Office and there is nothing causing delays. She also said that you can call in to the Passport Office if needs be. Yet this woman says that she was told that there is no way that she can call in.



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    #101020
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Joe thinks the passport office will give the passport to any random person - is he for real



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    #101021
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,629 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Which caller has the fastest sports car and most space on their licence for points so to speak?



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    #101022
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭calculator


    If it meant shipping that wan off....



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    #101023
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120499512#Comment_120499512

    Exactly so. And getting a courier to collect a passport is commonplace business practice.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #101024
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,657 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120499512#Comment_120499512

    As I said earlier in the thread, there is something being left out of the story.



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    #101025
    RINO87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭RINO87


    Dis has to be a wind up......



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    #101026
    Luckycharms_74
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    I'm only back from lunch and missed this call. Helen sounds like a simpleton and I'll be searching for it on listen back. In the meanwhile, she will be pumping the slots with coins to try win another cruise 😏



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    #101027
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭Deeec


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120499525#Comment_120499525

    I suspect the childs mother is the issue..... no mention of her at all.



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    #101028
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,458 ✭✭✭Tow


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120499525#Comment_120499525

    You must be new here? It is the Live Line, you only get one side of the story.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #101029
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    It for delivered to my house. Ok



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    #101030
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,629 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    At a guess the son put the declared parcel value down in Philipiano readies and it was taken as Euro value.



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    #101031
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,333 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Deyve mixed up de peso and euro I bet




    Ah........as she says now. Peso is worth buttons to de euro. Just needed the documents to have de wrong symbol.



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    #101032
    RINO87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭RINO87


    Is this woman on speed?



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    #101033
    Luckycharms_74
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    I'm still no wiser about what she's on about. As above posters said most likely they fucked up the customs declarations value


    Edit: Joe reading the thread



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    #101034
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,629 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Whoy couldn't the asswipe son have got on the blower to Michael Guineys and ordered her a gift from there?



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    #101035
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,629 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Customs duty is added to include the cost of shipping in estimating the value due.



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    #101036
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭Deeec


    It sounds like a mistake - why the hell ring Joe



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    #101037
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,657 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    40 euro is 2450 Filipino Peso's. Looks like whoever calculated the value didn't allow for the difference in currencies.



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    #101038
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,549 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Customs will laugh at Joe trying to interfere - they're a law unto themselves.

    Most of the time they're fine, but there is the odd wanker working there.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #101039
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,708 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Don't blame the post office. It's idiots in the Philippines, or the family filling in the form wrong in their post office



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    #101040
    Expunge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Expunge


    This is the type of Lahveline I love.


    None of that auld Culture War stuff, just the pure simple stupidity and madness of de plain peeple of Areland. Unashamed about telling the country about it, either.

    Fantastic.



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    #101041
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,583 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120499439#Comment_120499439

    haha, a relation of mine bought a boat, for cruising around lough derg. I'd say it got about 2 spins out in 10 years. the fellow who sold it to him said on the day 'only two good days with a boat, the day you buy it and the day you sell it'



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