Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Every time I visit “home” it becomes more apparent that I am a minority in even more parts of the city.

Doesn't part of you hope they get rejected!

How many adults around 18-35 are incessantly invested in attention seeking… it’s …. zzzzzzzzzzz

Docs in this heat was your first mistake!

Mine was that I thought a 3km endurance interval run would be a good idea earlier. Reader, it was not.

Felt like it!

The heat wasn't the issue, believe me. the lack of skin on my heels at the end was the issue.

People do it here too. "My partner watches a lot of p0rn, is this normal?" You can say porn, luv, we won't faint.

Got a call on my personal mobile, I let it to to vm as I'm particulate anti social today.

The handset icon keeps catching my eye and it feels like I know the no but I don't but I think I do but I don't. Obv that no isnt in my phonebook either.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Receiving aopointment reminders from HSE service for deceased relative. Receiving them AFTER you've left a message on their answephone (because no-one ever answers) to advise them to update their records. What kind of clowns are responsible for a health service that doesn't have a system that automatically updates across all of its services when someone dies, whilst in a HSE facility, I might add. It's not like it's an overlap- he's gone four months now. The HSE is broken primarily due to ineptitude, and lack of concern. I'm now totally convinced of it. I

At least they were wearing earphones, albeit shıtty ones. The amount of utter dickheads blasting shıte on speaker these days is unreal.

And yes, those veneers are so bad. They all look like they're wearing white gumshields with black lines painted on to look like teeth.

Actually, to add to the Turkish veneers TA: the absolutely RIDICULOUS fake eyelashes that a large cohort of young wans are wearing these days. How can they not realise how stupid they all look? Some of them can barely open their eyes.

I'm normally very much "You do you, hon", but seriously, stuff like that is supposed to make you look better, not like a Sindy doll from the 70s with the strip of felt stuck on for eyelashes.

And don't get me started on the giant fake nails...

I know it's too much info but how do they wipe themselves after using the toilet. Reminds me of the Army jokes about the toilet paper.

I just noticed in work this morning that they are two scrapes along my inner lower arm, one straight about 4 or 5 inches long and the other a bit wavy and 3 or 4 inches long. I don't remember it happening and my nails aren't really longer enough to do it to myself, and unfortunately, nobody else has been close enough to do it to me.

'Tis a mystery (and trivially annoying...)

You reminded me to do it, and it was a relatively tough one. I would have gotten it sooner than 5 except I thought it had been an answer previously. 🙄

The 'stone' in your shoe, often not much bigger than a grain of sand, can cause such discomfort.

Thank God I'm not the only one!

I hate the stuff and the chicken/turkey too. Himself buys it but I'm the one who makes lunches and I swear to God it looks like I've chewed the meat for the kids before making the sandwich.

I thought I was just special 😂😂