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I seriously think my GP has Alzheimer’s, I had asked him for localised HRT, no problem he said. The pharmacist phoned me to say she had received a prescription for a localised medicine to keep cervix intact during pregnancy following series of miscarriages 😱😱😱😱

Suggestion for next Funny Friday

[Chorus: Choir of Boardsies]

In Tullamoray where love is strong

When boy meets girl, they sing this song

[Chorus: Joe Duffy]

When the moon hits your eye

Like a pint of ale gone dry, that's Tullamoray

When the world seems to shine

Like a pot of gold you'll find, that's Tullamoray

[Bridge: Joe Duffy]

Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling

Ting-a-ling-a-ling and you'll sing, "Sláinte, cheers"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay

Tippy-tippy-tay in the land of the leprechauns and cheers

[Verse: Joe Duffy]

When the stars make you drool

Just like a hearty Irish stew, that's Tullamoray

When you dance down the street

With a skip in your feet, you're in love

When you walk in a dream

But you know, you're not dreaming, my dear

Sorry, but you see

In Tullamoray, that's love and it's sincere

[Chorus: (Boardsies Choir) & Joe Duffy]

(When the moon hits your eye)

(Like a pint of ale gone dry, that's Tullamoray) That's Tullamoray

(When the world seems to shine)

(Like a pot of gold you'll find, that's Tullamoray) That's Tullamoray

[Bridge: (Boardsies Choir) & Joe Duffy]

(Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling)

(Ting-a-ling-a-ling and you'll sing, "Sláinte, cheers, sláinte, cheers, sláinte, cheers")

(Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay)

(Tippy-tippy-tay in the land of the leprechauns and cheers) Lucky cheers

[Verse: Joe Duffy & Boardsies Choir]

When the stars make you drool

Just like a hearty Irish stew, that's Tullamoray (That's Tullamoray)

When you dance down the street

With a skip in your feet, you're in love

When you walk in a dream

But you know, you're not dreaming, my dear

Sorry, but you see

In Tullamoray, that's love and it's sincere

[Outro: Joe Duffy]

(Tullamoray) That's Tullamoray

Verse 1:

There's a man in Tullamoray, Texas Tom's his name

He's a businessman and restauranteur, but he's not one for fame

He's got a brusque manner, and he's not afraid to shout

If you mess with Texas Tom, you'll be shown the way out

Chorus:

Texas Tom, Texas Tom, he's the man in charge

If you cross him, you'll be in for a barrage

He'll give you what for, and then some more

Texas Tom's the boss, and that's for sure

Verse 2:

He's got a restaurant in town, but don't expect a warm welcome

If you complain about the food, you'll be in for some stern reckonin'

He'll tell you how it is, and then he'll tell you twice

If you don't like it, well, you can take your own advice

Chorus:

Texas Tom, Texas Tom, he's the man in charge

If you cross him, you'll be in for a barrage

He'll give you what for, and then some more

Texas Tom's the boss, and that's for sure

Verse 3:

He's got a heart of gold, but you'll have to dig deep

To find it underneath that tough exterior he keeps

He's a man of his word, and he'll always come through

Just don't expect him to be all sunshine and dew

Chorus:

Texas Tom, Texas Tom, he's the man in charge

If you cross him, you'll be in for a barrage

He'll give you what for, and then some more

Texas Tom's the boss, and that's for sure

Outro:

So if you're ever in Tullamoray, and you see Texas Tom around

Just remember to be polite, and don't make a sound

He's a force to be reckoned with, but he's also a friend

Just don't get on his bad side, or your time with him will end.

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Ask dat young lad to make an investigative visit to Radio Centre and report on his findings.

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