Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

My good elderly neighbour in the penthouse tried to make bone broth in the manner of his late wife, however managed to set de Foyre alarm off after he went out for a walk and de liquid burnt off. Smoke was seeping out his door and de Fibregade had to knock down de door to gain access.

In Kaviric, a possible translation of "How's the leg, Joe?" could be:

"Joe, tir kavirin niravik, niravir?"

This sentence directly translates to "Joe, your leg, how is it?" In Kaviric, the subject of the sentence is often implied and doesn't need to be explicitly stated, so we can omit "the" before "leg". Additionally, we can use the possessive form "tir kavirin" to mean "your leg".

Re Ubuntu, de version roll-outs are named after animals, I once had Hirsute Hippo which reminded me of de Host. In like fashion I might create a distro package myself with updates named after Montrosia figures, such as Jowly Joe, Twiggy Tubridy, Dexterity-Deficient Darcy

This is where my brain can beat AI and correct its mattymattix so to speak. A human needs to supervise de algorithms so to speak.

It had tried to come up with Joe’s weekly take home as below 😱

Based on the given information, we can calculate Joe's net pay as follows:

- Gross pay per week: €400,000 / 52 = €7,692.31

- Annual deductions: €10,000

- Taxable income: €400,000 - €10,000 - €40,000 = €350,000

- Tax payable (as a married person living with a spouse): €63,710

- Net pay per week: (€7,692.31 - €1,225.19 - €1,538.46) / 52 = €111.54

Therefore, Joe's net pay per week would be approximately €111.54 after deductions for taxes, social security contributions, and pension contributions.

CORRECTION after my pointing out de recursion error.

You are correct, I apologize for the mistake. 

Based on the given information, we can calculate Joe's net pay as follows:

- Gross pay per week: €400,000 / 52 = €7,692.31

- Annual deductions: €10,000

- Taxable income: €400,000 - €10,000 - €40,000 = €350,000

- Tax payable (as a married person living with a spouse): €63,710

- Net pay per week: (€7,692.31 - €1,225.19 - €1,538.46) = €4,928.66

Therefore, Joe's net pay per week would be approximately €4,928.66 after deductions for taxes, social security contributions, and pension contributions.

JOE

A man only got a C in German but can speak thousands of languages. He’s a polymath according to Jow.

Retained foyrefoiters from yesterday.

120 complaints to RSA about droiving instructors, the lessons are very expensive. One girl was told by instructor to handle the handbrake like she would her boyfriend’s handbrake so to speak.

GOLD POTENTIAL

Chances of a thread with this title lasting in After Hours?

When I was taking flying lessons, frequent reference was made as to how to handle the stick

“You don’t have to hold it so tight, ease off!”

“Pull back on it!”

And in the helicopter the cyclic stick must be handled with great finesse..

”You’ve the perfect way of handling it”

In other words, the pope has a parastomal hernia with tendency to intussusception .

How do you fail being a broadcaster, Joe?

Answer: you don’t if you’re sufficiently well-connected.