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What will Ireland look like by 2050?

  • 03-07-2023 5:56pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭


    What in your opinion will Ireland look like on 2050?

    Looking at the country at present, I think things will get a lot worse.

    Post edited by Beasty on


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 40,552 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Care to offer an opinion yourself beyond a single vague line?

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,450 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    If you’re looking at a map in 25 years time, it’ll still look like the UK is spooning Ireland, and we’re the little spoon 😳



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,803 ✭✭✭prunudo


    There will be a fresh public debate discussing the merits of building Dublins first metro line.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,236 ✭✭✭Odhinn




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,720 ✭✭✭✭Jim_Hodge


    Worse in what way? Share what this crystal ball of yours shows.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,819 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    2003 wasn't really much different to now, 2053 probably won't be that different either.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,790 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    It'll probably look like the underside of a coffin lid for me in 2050.


    Other than that, we'll probably have self-drive cars everywhere.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 436 ✭✭teediddlyeye


    Mild and overcast.

    "I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal."- Charlie Manson



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,568 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    One big data centre. People will be used in hamster wheels to generate power for them.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,202 ✭✭✭amacca


    I'm looking forward to a simpler life with the added bonus of higher degree of aerobic fitness in this shiny new future of yours!

    I'd imagine more women in tight fitting figure hugging ski bottoms wouldn't look too bulgy in all the wrong places under this exciting new regime either...

    Always look on the bright side of life! Do do, do do do di do!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭Tinter Box


    This.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,089 ✭✭✭✭hotmail.com


    Part of the United States.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,902 ✭✭✭TokTik


    Much like France 2023. Huge ghettoised areas after white flight kicks in. Dublin City centre abandoned as people stop going in. Running feuds and street battles between post code gangs, riots when gang members are arrested.

    Hopefully Poland and Hungary etc are still strong and open to retire to.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭SupaCat95


    It will be amazing with all the new Irish, the LGBTQ I+ office in the Dublin 2 central mosque. All those woeful cisgendered people will be mysteriously wiped out in the mysterious wave of deaths.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭Tippman24


    Our application to join the Organisation of African States will have been successful. #

    After much debate it will have been decided that there is no need to build a metro line to Airport, but the original plan for a Tram line is being updated and is due to go to the planning board within the next 5 years.

    After successfully wiping out the Dairy and Beef industry the Greens are now turning their forus on the vegatable sector as reports are confiming that plants have lives too and eating of them will be banned.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭SupaCat95


    Judge Joyce living in the Charles Hab-village. Drop down to the pub for some synthy stout? It will be great!!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭SupaCat95


    Don't be so glum there will still be ameoba farms and green slime to eat



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    That is really, really, really funny. Well done you.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭kyote00


    Pint will be 75€ each at current inflation rates

    Dublin going for 30 Leinsters in a row

    it will be mayo’s year for Sam (again)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭BagofWeed


    President Tubridy signs Ireland into NATO. Cork and Galway proudly take joint place as the most congested cities in the world beating Dublin for the first time though Dublin does proudly takes the title as largest city in the world without a metro. Taoiseach Harris reduces tax on the price of tents for first time buyers although the time taken in getting planning permission for your tent still remains high.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Full of climate change refugees, FG will still be keeping the house prices artificially inflated by preventing new ones from being built and there will be a monorail to Dublin airport



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    I reckon there will be lots of flying cars and personal hoverboards to get around, electric ones like..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭creeper1


    Artificial intelligence will have rendered humans surplus to requirements and we just spend all day wired up to virtual reality machines enjoying roles in adult movies.

    These will be the survivors of the 2030 right wing purge. Left wingers using ai identified through board postings "extreme right wing" elements. Said ai robots traced right wing boards to their real life address and bank accounts. The digital currency was then denied to the right wingers.

    Right wingers sadly had no choice but to comply with left wingers demand for ai powered "neural network rearrangement".

    Right wingers then had their neural networks rearranged to accept unlimited migration and the idea that there are two thousand genders.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,297 ✭✭✭Be right back




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,864 ✭✭✭SuperBowserWorld


    It will be like penal times in Ireland. You will be taxed for every window in your tent.

    Rates of depression and suicide will skyrocket even further because of the housing crisis, but the government will borrow billions for health care boards and management to understand why instead of just Googling, asking ChatGPT, Denmark, or the dogs on the street.

    Then they will discover why and promise to sort out the housing problem again.

    Taylor Swift will do her definitely final farewell tour and loads of people will want to attend even though they don't know any of her songs.

    Ryan Tubridy will be discussing his plans for the toy show, in July. And the people will be glad. The guests on the show will be Michael Bublé, a British singer who draped themselves in a tri colour at Slane, the cast of Mrs Brown's boys, a boxer who won a gold medal, and Bosco.

    Ryan will dress up as a lobster and dance will the Billy Barry kids and interview desperately sick children for likes on his Instagram account.

    The RTE license fee will be 1000 euro and RTE will invest billions in more flagship property porn programs starring architects with HUGE black glasses frames.

    Darragh O'Brien will be president of Ireland.

    Post edited by SuperBowserWorld on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,516 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    It will be like France without the riots.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Relax brah


    First thing that comes to mind is that "Net Zero by 2050 promises" would not be fulfilled. Not even close.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 411 ✭✭slay55


    Just an island of spongers and high unemployment



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,819 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    So you're going to emigrate to get away from the immigrants? I really struggle to see how we'd ever have worse scumbags in Dublin than our own born and bred ones anyway, it's surely impossible.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭Coolcormack1979


    Irish minority in their own country ?



  • Subscribers Posts: 42,172 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Well the island of Ireland is to be reunified next year so that will be a huge change.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭opinionated3




  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,393 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Another immigration thread

    Next time you start a thread like this OP you will be taking a break from the forum

    Closed



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