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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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    #115742
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,650 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Ireland missed out not inventing our own energy drink.



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    #115743
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Sure, there was nothing wrong with spiking somebody's drink back in the day.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #115744
    squonk
    Registered Users Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭squonk


    Being serious fur a moment. This really is awful, awful radio.



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    #115745
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭calculator


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939157#Comment_120939157

    I suspect we're all reaching for the beer listening to this. It's batshit altogether.



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    #115746
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939166#Comment_120939166

    Hold on, batshit might be a cure for something.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #115747
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,040 ✭✭✭Deeec


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939126#Comment_120939126

    I know it sounds crazy - it could of course be coincidence that the bleeding stopped.

    The commotion in the house when this happened is so memorable- often during the night there would be a knock on the door to make this call with a very upset family at the door. Making this call always gave comfort. There are people that still thank my parents for making calls for them to this guy. Different times now though.



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    #115748
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭calculator


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939171#Comment_120939171

    Heh heh!



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    #115749
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,582 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    When anyone on liveline says I've a funny story to tell,that means you're about to be bored senseless,



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    #115750
    squonk
    Registered Users Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭squonk


    Just in. Kevin McAleer is shîtting himself. Liveline has brought a load of people doing his act better than him out of the woodwork.



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    #115751
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,439 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Ring joe or Ring Worm. Take your pick.



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    #115752
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭calculator


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939175#Comment_120939175

    Tis a cure for my malaise anyway. This crap is gas.



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    #115753
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,292 ✭✭✭archfi


    I love hearing these folklore stories, it'd be a pretty boring country without them.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #115754
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    There's a healer guy somewhere near me, who takes no money.

    Funny thing is, everybody who visits him leaves a sizeable tip in the jar his wife has - totally voluntary of course.

    Amazing how that works.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #115755
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,708 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Ive switched off Liveline. I can't be doing with that sh*te anymore.

    I'd be the first to agree that there are all manner of unexplanable things that happen in life. Even the US Congress had a hearing this week on the eistence of UFOs.

    But anyone who believes Mary down the road can cure your thrush by breathing on it, or Paddy up at de farm can cure warts by running his ring over it should have their right to vote taken off them.



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    #115756
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Piss on the cake, feed it to the dog, do what with the dog?

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #115757
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Joe would lose the plot with this one, laughing at death and illness is not allowed on Joe's watch.



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    #115758
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,292 ✭✭✭archfi


    'She prayed over the urine' (may not be true)

    :)

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #115759
    squonk
    Registered Users Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭squonk


    I’d say this cawlur has had a few already! Very slurred



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    #115760
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭calculator


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939185#Comment_120939185

    Ah heeyoor, you can't just give up like that! It's amusing in conjunction with this always is. They all sound mad. TYFS anyway, you will be missed.



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    #115761
    johnbarrett35
    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    A soiled baby's nappy in baby's mouth wtf!!!



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    #115762
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,708 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939161#Comment_120939161

    I suspect we're all reaching for the beer listening to this. It's batshit altogether.

    Im reaching for the Irn Bru.

    Yeah, amazing we couldnt come up with an Irish equivalent that peole else might actually like.

    Red Lemonade doesn't count.



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    #115763
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭calculator


    I wonder if sometime warts just go away on their own?



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    #115764
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Around here it's believed that if two people of the same name get married one of them has a cure.


    The other one is if a child doesn't see his father he/she has a cure of some sort. That doesn't mean half the country have a cure ha ha. The child's father dies shortly before his birth or shortly after for he/she to have a cure.



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    #115765
    calculator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭calculator


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939203#Comment_120939203

    Mi wadi? Used to have it a lot as was given free in the pub.



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    #115766
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,708 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939195#Comment_120939195

    says you who is already at the sherry listening to this sh1te. Maybe with a spliff or a half a pint of scotch this might be enjoyable but im far too sober to appreciate this 'humour'.



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    #115767
    johnbarrett35
    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    These people are for the birds!!!!



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    #115768
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,040 ✭✭✭Deeec


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939208#Comment_120939208

    I would have heard that too - I dont know what they have the cure of though



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    #115769
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,554 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Away and feck off - some bog stranger licking your child's burn.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #115770
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939130#Comment_120939130

    When my mother was in her last hours got a call from an Indian nurse “it is not looking good for your mother”, I knew what I was hearing but I was in a tiny bit of denial, “are we talking hours or days”… “she is not good”. Raced in and obviously it was the end, asked how she was “I’m ok” we’re her last words, an hour of SP02 fading to 50%, 4 big gasps and that was it. My aunt beside me said “is she really gone?” First thing, I asked the nurse to look into corneal donation. Couple of days later on Liveline re organ donation.

    Indian medical staff tend not to beat around the bush, and can seem blunt at the worst of times. But I’ve had particularly good experiences with Pakistani medics, last one in SVUH was enormously sympathetic and said “isn’t this the time of your life you are supposed to be reaping the rewards of stability after a lifetime of work, aren’t you meant to be enjoying life? Instead you are struck down with this, it’s not nice for you, I will be thinking of you”. I thought it was a lovely thing to say, considering they don’t always make that effort.



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    #115771
    squonk
    Registered Users Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭squonk


    Jebus this frog licking lady sounds absolutely crazy.



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