Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

They should have put a layer of orange under the chocolate.

Can't beat the original Jaffa Cakes.

Was watching a movie review on Youtube by a girl with an extremely strong Scottish accent. There was a comment by someone who said that the movie's subject matter would be relevant to an Irish person and the conversation went like this:

Reply: "She's Scottish, not Irish".

Commenter: "I had no way of knowing"

Reply: "She has a Scottish accent"

Commenter: "Nobody in the rest of the world can tell the difference. Anyway, I'm sure the Brits whipped you both into shape"

No f*cking clue what he meant by the last line but he obviously had no idea what he was talking about. Scottish are British. People talking BS about the UK and Irish nationalities with so much conviction despite actually being complete idiots about the subject.

People speaking in non-sequiturs.

Also, my poxy shoulder again. I think it's officially dry needling time 🤢🤢🤢

Sitting in a coffee shop and realising that the pop tunes being played are covers of old club dance numbers, Robert Miles Children and that I'm Blue one etc. And not improvements on the originals, kind of inoffensive Super Valu shop muzak.

Can't anyone come up with anything original that's good instead of reheated crap, sub standard rehashes at that? Same with movies, tv shows, flogging the arse off of well worn IPs.

I'm trying to find a specific service from a specific healthcare sector, as I'm suck in a hole where there are approx. two of each discipline I'm Ta'ed that it's taken them three days to respond to emails(so as not to pressure them, as it's back to school time) and the latest email is four days for a response to confirm their credentials for insurance.

It's sending me negative signals about potential services, but the other option is v v v unattractive for lots of other reasons.

Ta'ed that I was silly enough to expect that a freelance healthcare worker would not be so casual about following up on queries for their expensive services.

People who dance at completely the wrong rhythm to music, usually going at it with way too much gusto

I'm into my dance music and you may have some nice chilled melodic dance tunes and you get someone arriving on the dance floor and dancing like the DJ is playing some really hard banging hardcore. They really stand out as it is a natural thing for most people to be able to pick up a rhythm.

That I forgot to do wordle on Thursday, I think . It’s thrown me out of sync completely.

We get fellas going around the estates looking for cars. Keep knocking on our door becuase we have older cars. Parents one is about 70k on the 06 and they can feck off if they are getting my 09. Both are well looked after and get regular services. Probably wouldn't get a decent price him.

Want to swap neighbours. Think I'd rather the noisy one than or one a few doors down. Looks like drugs and other bad ****.

Too tired to get up and go to the toilet. But not tired enough to post on Boards.

E scooters and their drivers

How many accidents need to happen before they're banned?

And then there's all the kids flying around residential areas on then. They can't control them and end up riding into traffic.

I'll be honest, it's the driver I feel sorry for in these accidents.

My TA, I have a week's worth of ironing to do. 🙄🙄

Wearing black at night too.

Narky AH. It's nearly as bad as CA.

I came closest so far to having a collision with one on Friday morning, although I'm one of those dreaded bike-people so it would have been no loss, eh?(according to some people). I see this e-scooter lad most mornings (he must live near enough to me, and works in the same industrial estate), but on Friday I was almost in work when this (almost) happened.

I was off the main road, in the industrial estate, and I just in the process of taking the last right turn towards my company's Reception when he overtook me as I turned, so we were within a foot of each other. I never reaction to stuff, but a loud, wheezy noise of surprise and shock emanated from my chest. It would have made more sense for yer man to undertake me, since he was going straight on and there was more room on that side (side I was veering over). I had taken a quick glance behind me but he must have been on the footpath, and the fact that those things are so quiet didn't help.

Didn't even get an acknowledgement of apology or anything...

The threat of the neighbours' dog about to start barking and the kids about to start screaming to ruin a nice quiet sunny day in the garden.