Even more adverts you despise

That fkng Tesco ad with the idiot woman whose face turns into a plastic smiling mask (why?) after she checks out, to the tune of 'I've got the power'. Typical UK 'thass hilarious mate, innit?'. No. Its not.

Just as you think its finally gone, it's morphed, and back, this time with a little fat guy who stands at the checkout, miming the chorus lines of said song, (which we hear, but its uncertain if the characters in the ad can). He does this several times, then waits embarrassedly at the 'huh?' reaction of the dumb faced checkout girl, before finally fkng off out the door. What does the ad even mean?

Jeff? I have enough of that Three ad and yer mans gormless looking head.

Rockshore every single person on that ad. You can tell they've never laugh a day in their lives. the song. the singer. and at the very end the boat horn and the sea wind.

Fup off, 2005... 1985 more like!

Is that what that buzzing noise is meant to be when 'Rocko' raises his glass? It sounds like someone pulled a microphone cable half out, classic PA system mains buzz. Boat horn my a..

Those "Cribs" type IKEA ads are killing me.....every second ad.....its like my TV knows I hate them!

Yes! Looks like it was done by an amateur local video production outfit. Back in the 80s I remember an ad for Mosney with a man superimposed on video of their water slide coming down it. It looked naff even at the time but I kind of liked it. This ad reminds me of that.

Yes. Thought that too. I think you’ve two choices at this stage. 1. Call time on the Loveky Girls and consign it to history (my preferred option) or 2. Lean into its old hat cringeyness and hype it up. I just don’t get what Kathryn Thomas will add. It might have been bolder to let Thomas host, or get Mrs Daithi to host. Didn’t she win one year or was she just a contestant?

They are trying to move with the times I suppose. A few of the Roses will be gay soo, they're could be some flirting with Kathryn 😍

In reality though it's a show from a different era. Some of the contestants are wise enough to use it for promotion/publicity eg. Maria Walsh became an MEP. She didn't even tell them she was gay until after she won ✌️

The weather on Sky News is spnsored by Qatar Airlines. The song yer wan sings, I think its meant to sound like "To fly, to fly, to fly". But the way she sings it, it sounds like "To flay, to flay, to flay".

I dont know why bu it irritates me everytime it comes on.

Those Temu "shop like a billionaire" ads.

Jess got the room with only a skylight halfway up the wall for a window, a 4' bed pretending to be a double, a badly sealed party door to the room beside it (with the hen/stag party in it,) and a disabled use bathroom with a sit down invalide shower, a handbasin you have to kneel down to use, and a jax you need steps to reach over the bowel edge. All the above (and more) happened me over my life when getting rooms cheap on sites, and some hotels would sneer when you said it was unsuitable, and refuse you a proper room. Buyer beware.

'Lovely Peoples' competition... it has moved on.... so ..... should.... you! 😂

Money supermarket, lets save britain money.

Well you certainly arent saving yourselves money when your agents are out randomly leaving expensive tablet computers all over the place in order to show somebody a web address. Ever heard of flyers?

Not sure id be trusting you to save me money at all at all.

That Vodafone one with the rugby manager as a kid showing up at his school team room before a match and talking shîte at them. Then it flicks to present day with him spouting absolutely dire cringey shîte about family or some such bs to the Irish rugger buggers. Nauseating stuff. Who writes this crap.