Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Last winter a very clever Hooded Crow (thanks Bowser) sabotaged our bird feeder and stole 3 fat balls from the thing. I'm trying to find a better bird feeder this year that's tamper proof but they're all anti-squirrel feeders. I don't mind the squirrels having some of our fat balls so that's not what I want. But apparently what I want isn't a thing. I'm gonna have to McGuyver something to stop the fecking crow stealing all the food.

In movies and TV when the characters buy a takeout coffee and its handed to them, or they give it to someone else and its obviously empty. You can tell by just the way they hold it or when it's put on a table. Annoys me way more than it should. Why don't they just fill the cups with water so the weight of the cup is realistic?! 😫

Cinema tickets are only 4 euro 😂

You can get them, like a'dis:

Small birds can get through the bars of the outer cage but big ones can't.

When people jump the bus que. So annoying.

That some people think it's acceptable not to use headphones on public transport. It should be up there with no smoking, people should be kicked off if they don't stop after being warned.

Some lady was absolutely blaring some kind of YouTube video this morning on the bus, not a care in the world.

What's weird is that it used to just be wannabe scrotts on the back of the bus but now you have average people doing it, actually experienced more average people than scrotts doing it in recent times.

It's not any less annoying whether it's a YouTube video or some chipmunks on speed type music and no your little angel who's watching Peppa the pig, is not exempt either. Some of us don't have kids and haven't become immune to these annoying sounds, like you've learned to be.

Ah OK, missed that you wanted squirrel-friendly ones. Maybe just look out for ones with bigger gaps between the bars. Mine is from Lidl and I reckon a squirrel would get an arm through!

4 if you buy in person on the day......go old school 😂

I’m going Saturday to see The Equaliser 3 - cant wait

Electric bikes. I suppose I should be happy if they're getting people out for any sort of exercise, but they annoy tf out of me - especially when people don't actually pedal. There was a fella riding down the middle of the street the other night while I was going for pizza. The absolute middle. Thankfully traffic was quiet so I could still get around him, but I would have been safer if he'd moved over. There was no parked cars for him to avoid, or even potholes - he was just being an absolute in the middle of the road. I've seen this guy around before, but never in the way so much, and I've never seen him turn the pedals.

How tf is that legal? I also have a motorised bicycle. It's got a bigger, petrol powered motor. Legally I have to have insurance, a licence and pay road tax. What difference is there between the bike he's not pedaling and mine?

Electric bikes and scooters and actually normal bicycles do my head in whizzing past on the pavement.

What's the story with the huge fat tyres on some electric bikes? Ridiculous

You also have to pass a driving test. Eco bike/scooter man doesn't, he's assigned the divine right by his green credentials. Look! No petrol! Outta my way...

When you have a day off work, but it's not really a day off as the house is in a heap and there are loads of shite things to do.