Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

The "ask a question" function when starting a new discussion.

Good in theory but the rejig of replies makes the thread pretty much impossible to follow.

To be fair,that's probably a better answer than the majority of replies 😂😂😂

Are the casks not sealed when full so don’t get any air?

Drink it! The alcohol would have killed any germs in it.*

*(Very dodgy science)

Because I'm so innocent and inexperienced when it comes to alcohol, I had to look up what an 'airplane bottle of Jameson' is (which is trivially annoying). Since it's just a 50ml bottle of Jameson, again I say drink it! It couldn't do that much harm, could it?*

*Disclaimer: Ah, ya know.

No. After the whiskey has matured for a few years there is less whiskey than before in the cask. The missing portion has evaporated. Evaporation is not possible if the cask is airtight. On the other hand a sealed bottle is airtight ro reasonably close to airtight.

That I went for a shite only to come back to a different rugby score

I'm tucked up on the couch watching Netflix for the last 3 hours, happy out with wine, a throw and a hot water bottle ☺️, suddenly a blue bottle has appeared out of nowhere and land on the screen, making a buzzing sound....I swear to God if I had a gun I'd shoot at the telly, beyond annoying, little fcuker.

TH, Repile is a great movie so far.

Whah?! Jeez, I admire your restraint. If I caught a neighbour pulling that stunt on me, that rubbish would be spread all over her front step before sunrise.

A few weeks ago I was bringing in the bins on a Thursday morning after they were collected. There's a bus stop adjacent to our house at which a family of, what looked like, foreign tourists were waiting. The little girl of the family ran over, opened the lid of one of the bins, and tossed in her plastic sweet wrapper whilst I was in the process of pulling the bin into the drive. It wasn't even the correct bin - it was the brown compostable bin!

I was properly enraged but I couldn't really challenge her - she was about 8 years old and probably didn't know her ass from her elbow, let alone argumentative English. All I could do was let out a rather pathetic, high-pitched "What the f**k!" while she scampered back to her family. It was like something out of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'. I'm definitely noticing as I approach 40 that I've developed a pronounced defensive territoriality when it comes our wheelie bins.

Wait till you hit 50.

Was thinking the other day that people are burning out a lot sooner.

Now there is such a thing as a quarter life crisis, in addition to the mid life crisis.

The Harleys are the worst. Aging blokes riding inefficient heaps with an exhaust note like an amplified series of farts.

McDonald's Monolply is gone terrible

All electronic now and you win **** all

Won 6 mcnuggets but the place was so busy it expired and you had to redeem it at the counter and not on the self service machine 😕

Driving home earlier just before 8 and went past 2 cars driving just with sidelights.

It's to show your a hardman with your designer coat.

Socks should also be white and pulled up as far as they can go.

People too lazy to lift public toilet seats and pissing all over them. Disgusting, they'll never do this in their own toilet at home.