Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

2smiggy · 13-10-2023 2:32pm

still talking about deaths ?? I knew it would happen. A weekend that should be cheerful for the nation = fill the show with tears and misery

BTW the employees are not councilors, and have their own problems without having to listen to yours too

Dan Jaman · 13-10-2023 2:35pm

Welcome to the Afternoon Misery Show.

Bereavement, Death, Loss of Limb?

Or has your dog run off with your neighbour's cat?

Don't worry, we've got you covered!

Busi_Girl08 · 13-10-2023 2:36pm

Change of subject incoming!

Atlantic Dawn · 13-10-2023 2:36pm

I think we deserve a good honest scam after all that punishment, the more original the better.

2smiggy · 13-10-2023 2:36pm

'piss off now Mary , the nation is depressed enough after the last 50mins of this shite'

NeinNeinNein · 13-10-2023 2:37pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232644#Comment_121232644

A call from a woman who forgot to put on her hat before going to the shops.

Dan Jaman · 13-10-2023 2:37pm

Michelle sounds more like a Michael.

zell12 · 13-10-2023 2:38pm

Wha colour was de van you park on de Aston Quay?

avfc1874 · 13-10-2023 2:39pm

Ya know

NeinNeinNein · 13-10-2023 2:39pm

Likes the detail, does Michelle.

zell12 · 13-10-2023 2:39pm

I was wobbed, Joe

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-10-2023 2:40pm

one of the living dead off the boardwalk borrowed it caller

Atlantic Dawn · 13-10-2023 2:40pm

DeWalt or Parkside caller?

archfi · 13-10-2023 2:41pm

Robbing a man's tools - scumbaggery of the highest order.

Dan Jaman · 13-10-2023 2:42pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232681#Comment_121232681

I'm in favour of more medieval resolutions to tool theft.

zell12 · 13-10-2023 2:42pm

A WHITE van 211D7384

Atlantic Dawn · 13-10-2023 2:42pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232681#Comment_121232681

It should be a specific crime just behind GBH, it's not fair to simply call it theft when dealing with someone's living.

zell12 · 13-10-2023 2:43pm

Is she really asking him to describe his tool?

johnbarrett35 · 13-10-2023 2:44pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232695#Comment_121232695

Oh yes!

dontmindme · 13-10-2023 2:44pm

I'd say those tools are long gone...any markings on the van?

Dan Jaman · 13-10-2023 2:45pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232695#Comment_121232695

"Oh, that's a big Makita"

CH3OH · 13-10-2023 2:46pm

Woobbies on line 2 with a new set of tools

Who has 2 sets of keys on them at one time?

Tow · 13-10-2023 2:47pm

I suppose we will get 15 mins of Rugby superstitions after the adverts.

Brendan O'Connor, don't get me sued.

dontmindme · 13-10-2023 2:49pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232710#Comment_121232710

Who has 2 sets of keys on them at one time?

I give up (this better be a good joke).

Dan Jaman · 13-10-2023 2:49pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232727#Comment_121232727

The man with the khaki* trousers.

*car-key, geddit?

golondrinas · 13-10-2023 2:50pm

Caller go home through Vilnius might be for sale there either whole or chopped. How much air time would this lad get on his national radio in the same scenario. Ireland never fails to ....................

NeinNeinNein · 13-10-2023 2:50pm

This Bertie Ahern soundalike has been on before.

golondrinas · 13-10-2023 2:51pm

Is dis bertie ??

Tow · 13-10-2023 2:51pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232733#Comment_121232733

Paddy de plasterer, always good for a dig out.

2smiggy · 13-10-2023 2:51pm

did he describe the eastern Europeans as talented trades men ? WOW

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-10-2023 2:52pm

because the work conditions were atrocious in trades years ago and actual tradesmen wanted better for their children

totally different now

avfc1874 · 13-10-2023 2:52pm

Another one

Ya know

archfi · 13-10-2023 2:52pm

100% cawlur, everyone seems to want to do meeja/gender/orts/social-emotional studies instead of trades.

I know which I'd invest in if I had the power. Gimme da power!

Dan Jaman · 13-10-2023 2:53pm

Hold your horses, dere caller.

I was ready and set for a career in science or something, but family circumstances meant I had to go into hands-on engineering instead.

It's been useful, certainly, but I'd much rather have had forty years of clean hands and a steady salary.

Tow · 13-10-2023 2:53pm

It is Bertie! It must be.

NeinNeinNein · 13-10-2023 2:54pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232764#Comment_121232764

Bertie the butcher.

shearforce · 13-10-2023 2:54pm

so basically you're good for nothing

zell12 · 13-10-2023 2:55pm

..

2smiggy · 13-10-2023 2:55pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232750#Comment_121232750

we have been looking for heavy machinery mechanics. most these days think it's plugging in the computer and telling you what is wrong. they get a shock when they are expected to fix the fault too as well

Atlantic Dawn · 13-10-2023 2:55pm

Apparently back in the day butchers could be excused from jury duty because they would be too used to cutting up meat and so wouldn't be shocked at grotesque murders and dat.

2smiggy · 13-10-2023 2:56pm

Bertie 2.0 loves the sound of his own voice, like the real Bertie

Atlantic Dawn · 13-10-2023 2:56pm

Does Bertie get an oul Christmas card each year from Putin?

zell12 · 13-10-2023 2:57pm

"telephone numbers salary" and then Katie hung up on him

shearforce · 13-10-2023 2:57pm

not one good Liveline the whole week

Paul who was on there now typified the type of caller and story we've had to endure. yapping about fcuk all

archfi · 13-10-2023 2:57pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232787#Comment_121232787

The mortification of that!😳

CH3OH · 13-10-2023 2:58pm

Is Joe back next week?

2smiggy · 13-10-2023 2:58pm

I hope Paul charges by the job and not by the hour. Sounds like a man who does much more talking and drinks lots of tea rather than does any work

archfi · 13-10-2023 2:59pm

I thought she'd be asked 'any wurd on Jowelly Joe coming back'?

Not the feckin wedding dress.

Mores the pity

Atlantic Dawn · 13-10-2023 2:59pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121232794#Comment_121232794

Don't think so, Louise said talk to you next week to Katie when she did the intro earlier.

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-10-2023 3:00pm

any word on Joes disappearance?

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