Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Came home to find a delivery for me out in the garden in the rain.

The shyster in specsavers told me my glasses were unrepairable . I went to a real optician today to book another eye test and she fixed them in 2 minutes.

the other fcuker must have expected me to fork out another €100+

Irish ones are terrible. Mundane yet manage to be overpriced. "Artisan" (read expensive) food and tat.

One I saw at the weekend offered pints, at €7 each, for the luxury of sipping mass market beer out on the street.

Today an Amazon or post guy left an Amazon delivery outside at my door on the ground….. the delivery wasn’t even for me it was for next door….

No rain around at the time but you have to be a real piece of shît courier or postman to make two gigantic cockups on the same delivery 🧐

The word 'bap'. Can't bring myself to say it, let alone ask another person for one. 'A bap please'...impossible. what sort of a cuxnt would you have to be to utter that?

I will die missing out on this particular bread option because of the nomenclature.

Jambon comes a close second.

There's a common trend I've noticed with "pillars of the community" ..... behind closed doors where no one can see them they are the biggest arseholes and bullies going.

Same with purer than pure religious types. They are usually the biggest backstabbing gossiping creatures.

In my local Dunnes Stores on Saturday…. There was a family in front of me at the till. Once all their shopping was scanned the Dad realised that he left his phone in the car, and that he had his bank card on his bank app. He runs out to the car to get the phone. I was thinking to myself “fair enough, it was an easy enough mistake to make”.

When he gets back from the car the cashier tells him that his total was approx €70 and that he needs to spend €5 more to be able to use his €5 voucher. He goes scuttling off to the nearest confectionery aisle and grabs a stack of Wispa and Twirl bars and goes back to the till. Once it was finally time to pay he realises that there wasn’t enough money in his bank account so he rings up somebody to ask them to transfer money to his account. For some reason he couldn’t make out what was being said on the phone so he passes the phone to his teenage son to see if he can make it out. While the son was on the phone the Dad just stood there with a stupid gormless expression on his face. The cashier was all smiles and telling him not to worry but inside she was probably fit to crack up. Steam was almost coming out of my ears at that point while I tried to remain calm. Honestly, some people are so hapless that they shouldn’t be let out at certain times for the sanity of the general public.

Jambons aren't even that nice, greasy smell of cheap cheese combined with rubber ham off them, invented by the company that brought us frozen fake French bread.

Could you do a screen grap into a word document and then print it?

Oh dear, sorry 😐

went to a lot of places but say they bought about 2 pints through the whole thing like most of these 'dream holiday tourists'

Should be a 2 drink minimum for big groups

Haven't been getting the mails (yet!) but the ads are fooking EVERYWHERE.

Did the world really need another Chinese tat merchant, like???

My car failed it's NCT because my dipped beams were too high.

Needs to get retested now 🙄

Im stuck on ball sort 105 . I almost have it and i F it up