Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

All de fawnin wimmens in Insta are lashing him with praise… but I reckon they have got to be from NK’s factory of InstaBots, or else there is an NK bot instantly filtering out negative postings. We’d all have to do an experiment to prove it though, like posting at least vaguely negative or cynical comments through the night. I’m sure NK & Tubridy go to sleep, the latter after having a test of the bed springs with whomever was desperate enough to Co-test said bed. Now a bot will examine each post in real time and if there are certain keywurds post will be deleted very quickly. Hence pricing the existence of such a bot.

Does he exist? Sounds like a ChatGPT generated husband to me.

Wat cawlur was I supposed to be today? I’m far away still, so signal is yet too weak to update my brain. Was de wan with a bad migraine and projectile vomiting de victim of pure migraine or a full blown brain tumour or an intracranial haemorrhage? I’d order a Brian Scan if I were de doc.

Almost missed this rather scary looking image as I’m still in the night on my way back to de light. He’d fit right into de Zombie section of de Horror & Death museum in Penang. Below a pic from Upside Down Museum

I’d a bit of trouble the day after eating de boiling pot of Human style chilli frogs, but it’s all settled after 20 blood transfusions.

"Hey everyone, it's Bart here! Piggybacking on my lovely wife Kate's post to share my thoughts about the incredible Ryan Tubridy. 🐷💭 I completely agree with Kate that we just can't listen to morning radio anymore without Ryan's infectious energy and captivating presence. He truly knows how to make our mornings brighter! ☀️ Ryan, we miss you on the airwaves and can't wait to have you back. Sending you all our love and support! ❤️🎙️ #MissingRyanTubridy #BrightenOurMornings"