If we took marketing slogans literally

When I read about places that advertise “ hand cut “ sandwiches, I often wonder if somewhere out there is a deli where the staff miraculously balance the knife between the cheeks of their arse and cut the sandwiches that way.

Anyone for a butt cut breakfast roll?

SuperValu. More like MediocreValu.

Soylent Green

Carlsberg would, pretty much, stay the same.

if the one in my local deli started offering butt cut sandwiches I’d be there for breakfast lunch and dinner!

Surely that Sega ad isn't real.

It is defeinitely real - that and more like it appeared in UK Adult magazines in the 90s

I was surprised the first time I one.

VHI are opening 360 Health Clinics ..... are they really opening over 13 clinics in every county in the republic? Like F they are ... I think its a play on words where 360 degrees means a full circle , implying that the clinic they are opening will offer all round (pun intended) care . But at no point do they alude to what 360 actually means ...

And "if your baby wants to move on from being breastfed, try our formula" .... IF? .... are they implying that there are some adults out there that are still being breast-fed?