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    #144272
    johnbarrett35
    Registered Users Posts: 2,044 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    The batteries are a problem, but it was the incompetence of the medical staff that compounded the problem, Joe!!!



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    #144273
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,406 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Swallied a 2p coin way back when......in de middle of mass of all things......no X-ray, hospital said it'd come out eventually



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    #144274
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,994 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Next week, Mary from Ballyer talks to Joe about how her beautiful golden retriever Lady doied after eating some chocolate. Joe launches a campaign against the dangers of chocolate.



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    #144275
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Fackin hell me sun who is free,woz dawn the town, etc cam on you cant 😛



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    #144276
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,994 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121634447#Comment_121634447

    He's going down the bad bad batteries route bizarrely.



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    #144277
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,664 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I suppose he eventually got his Euro back with a trace of faecal matter on it.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #144278
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Haven’t had a token Engerlish wimmin cawlur on in a good two days.



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    #144279
    Ronan|Raven
    Registered Users Posts: 8,146 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    it will soon be out his hoop



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    #144280
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 7,270 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121634439#Comment_121634439

    I was just about to say, is this a hangover from his headshop campaign?

    I used to be a babysitter, and you have to watch everything they do. Its not just batteries. Its any little thing.

    Meanwhile, I caught the 6 year old trying to put a can of coke into the microwave.



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    #144281
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,505 ✭✭✭touts


    This is a "I'm too bloody stupid to be a parent and I need to be compensated by the taxpayer because the government didn't stop me having children" episode.



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    #144282
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,100 ✭✭✭Deeec


    This is going to be a long story



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    #144283
    Dr Karl
    Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Dr Karl


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121634388#Comment_121634388

    The child won't get access to the money until he is 18. The courts will manage the money until then. Plus the tabloids don't pay like they use to.



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    #144284
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users Posts: 15,688 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    What a grotesque, abhorrent accent this 1 has. Radio off.



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    #144285
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    He swallowed the euro 😏

    After four days there was no change 😛

    I'll get me coat



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    #144286
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Joe was impressed with the HSE answer; it was a flat battery so there was no charge on the bill.



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    #144287
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,994 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "And to my surprise, Joe, he shat out a tenner."



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    #144288
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,100 ✭✭✭Deeec


    It came out - so no point in this wan telling her story at all



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    #144289
    Ronan|Raven
    Registered Users Posts: 8,146 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121634484#Comment_121634484

    :D



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    #144290
    sligeach
    Registered Users Posts: 17,738 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Was the €1 returned with any interest?



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    #144291
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    Julie - go raibh maith agat


    wTF



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    #144292
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,860 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I replaced 2 in me car keys only last week, I better bring the empties to Sellafield to be cast in concrete.



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    #144293
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,694 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    the danger of having idiots masquerading as doctors is far worse than button batteries



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    #144294
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,406 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    All we can do is ban dose hearing aids den

    Tough sh1t kids



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    #144295
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,505 ✭✭✭touts


    The euro came out and had turned black?

    Sounds like the young fella was eating all sorts of things when the mother wasn't looking and the euro is still in there.



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    #144296
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 7,270 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Veronika: Adding in my tuppence worth of common sense.



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    #144297
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 7,270 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121634501#Comment_121634501

    Just ban kids. It'd be easier.



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    #144298
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,505 ✭✭✭touts


    Mother of child with hearing aid comes on for 30 seconda and basically points out to Joe that he is talking through his arse in trying to get these button batteries banned.



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    #144299
    Sorolla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121634484#Comment_121634484

    Compound interest



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    #144300
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭archfi


    The lesson isn't the danger of small objects like button batteries as all parents would know anyhow, it's the danger of deifying GPs, medical staff etc especially when your gut is telling you somethings up!

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #144301
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121634410#Comment_121634410

    Very typical. The presumptions they make about how patients are when well.

    When my Dad had his first major stroke that paralysed his right side, he asked my mother to call the doctor, his speech was going too. GP arrived, said he was numb from lying on his side and ignored his speech issue. Early morning he was completely paralysed, my mother called GP again, the senior man arrived and said it was a stroke, called the ambulance.

    I’m still attending the GP who said his neuro issues were from lying on his side. No wonder he neglected acting on my mentioning a of feet, legs, hands etc going funny. Whoy do I still attend him? Because he’s extremely pleasant, gives time, good with mental health aspects, gentle, patient, and I can see him in a timely fashion.

    My mother used to say: he’s great as long as you tell him what’s wrong with you. She used to add in tears to her blood test orders, one she made a typo & spelt FSH instead of TSH, the lawyer being for thyroid check. She got the shocking result that she was infertile in her 80s. Ray Farcy read out this anecdote submitted by the practice secretary.



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