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Drivers who must have won their licence as a prize

  • 02-02-2024 10:01pm
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    I thought these were done away with but apparently they were giving out licences in flipping wheatabix recently or something.

    Coming to a roundabout today, proceed through heading for second exit (road straight ahead), when to my left a car begins to approach which would be no problem had they followed the correct course of the roundabout but instead they decided to drive directly through! Just adjacent to the dead centre which almost caused them to collide with me.

    I swerved and managed to avoid them but what I cannot believe is they had the fcuking cheek to beep at me then follow me up my arse flashing their lights!

    how can someone be so stupid as to drive straight through the centre of a roundabout and then become belligerent with another driver they almost hit? I don’t engage in road rage because it’s just pointless but I’ve never wanted to get out of my car so badly and just ask them what the fcuk is their problem exactly.

    It wasn’t even the first near miss today, coming out of Oylegate in Wexford and if those familiar are aware of the Gala store as you’re about to approach the traffic lights before the pubs, some joker just pulled out in front of me with barely a few meters between us only I managed to swerve into the filter lane to avoid him my car would be fooked and potentially worse.

    Just such inconsiderate stupid driving these days it’s incomprehensible how someone can get behind the wheel of a massive heavy box of steel and drive with such disregard for their or others safety. How can you read a story about 3 young people killed outside Carlow and get into a car and act like a maniac?

    Besides the fact your man at the roundabout nearly hit after dark (it was about 5:30pm), flashing your lights into my rear window non stop is so dangerous.

    I haven’t got a dash cam at the min but I’m looking to order one this evening because I would 100% be sending the footage to the traffic corps and I’m usually one to let things be but this was pure luck I didn’t get hit today on two separate occasions tbh.

    This turned to a bit of a rant but please give me your stories of near misses and absolutely fuckwits. Just interested to see what kinda craic people have seen because I can’t lie today was really a shock! I knew folks could be dangerous behind a wheel but Jesus I did not think it could get this bad!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,367 ✭✭✭con747




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,047 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    On the M7 yesterday evening in the left lane about 1km from the N9 merge, doing 105 km with cruise control on, not a lot of traffic in any of the lanes, a VW id4 was coming up behind me in the centre lane probably doing 1 or 2 KM more than me, just as it was about to come up level with me it suddenly veered towards me and I had to swerve into the hard shoulder to get away from it, I'd reckon I was almost on 2 wheels for a split second and came close to hitting the barrier, the id4 pulled back into the centre lane and slowed right down so I couldn't express my feelings to them 😊, I'm not sure was it driver error as they definitely had to see me, as they were overtaking me, or was it the cars lane assist doing something stupid.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,532 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    I was driving to waterford yesterday on the motorway not to far from the city. I was doing a 100 k in the left lane a car pulls out from the hard shoulder slow as **** in front of me. Had to slam on the brakes. Fuckin kam a kazie idiots out there.

    This is just one of many incidents in the last while.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,634 ✭✭✭Damien360


    Brake tappers everywhere when a car comes in the opposite direction.

    Lots of Indian nationals lately with not a clue how to drive. Is it a straight swap or are they fake licences. One Indian national very recently owes me, when he pulled out from the hard shoulder on M7 near newbridge Curragh exit in front of a articulated truck. Straight out like coming out of a parking space. I slowed quickly and flashed to let the truck into my lane to avoid the smash. Clueless to what was about to happen.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,362 ✭✭✭landofthetree


    I reckon if you randomly picked 1000 drivers and gave them a test on how roundabouts work no more thwn 30-35% would know the rules.



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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,357 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    there are certain cars or car regs or other signifiers which are red flags for me; especially as a cyclist who has had some hair raising situations on the roads.

    i won't mention which counties on regs i keep an eye out for, but 10 or 15 year old passats are one category you'd give a wide berth too. the nurburgring stickers seem to have fallen out of favour these days, that's another useful signifier about drivers to keep clear of.

    my usual trite comment to other drivers is that if you really want to know how bad drivers can be, and don't fancy getting on a bike, just stick up an L plate on your car. you'll see an immediate deterioration in the behaviour of about 10% of the other drivers on the road, in how they treat you.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,498 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    Some ejit was driving behind me lately for ages with their full beams on, I put my hazard lights on but they didnt figure out why I had them on eventually I slowed down to a crawl and lay on the horn, they got the message then but it still took them a while.

    people like that shouldnt be on the road.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭Vic_08


    A picture is worth a thousand words and the dashcam thread in Motors has been a bit quiet lately, I think you lads should all install cameras and give boards a bit of free entertainment (as well as an excuse to critique your driving).



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,611 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    I posted elsewhere here about seeing five or six drivers do fairly stupid crap during a 30 minute trip on the M50 recently, whereas it would traditionally only be one or two drivers that would reach that bar on one trip.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,085 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    I won't type.out the everyday shi$e driving I ensure. The.ost would be.ao long I'd probably be banned😜

    It's unbelievable the lack of basic cop.on, manners or even, God forbid. Application of road rules around.

    Is it people.on phone? I see so many. The latest, to me anyway, is having the phone.nounted on drivers door so yer want/man's head has to swivel around to read latest important social media updates😧

    The fact that they have to take their eyes off the road for a length of time is not even worth considering as dlfar as I can figure.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭sniperman


    lots of thick as a brick ass holes out there.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,569 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Older VW and Audi saloons are usually driven by absolute asshats with zero patience.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭wandererz


    My favourite one is cars crawling behind a truck or bus on the motorway in the left lane.

    I approach at higher speed in the right lane.

    They then leave it until the very last minute to move into the right lane, often without signalling, and then also proceed to continue at the same pace rather than speeding up.

    Simply pull into high speed traffic without a care in the world.

    They must have a death wish.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,198 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    Baby boomers.

    I’ve payed taxes all my life so I can drive like this, and have been all my god damn life.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,130 ✭✭✭jacool


    Worse than that are people who think they have their lights on, but don't. They have small, not very powerful lights at the front, but nothing at the back.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭wandererz


    Experienced this with two smaller Mercedes two weeks ago. Low light, around 5pm approaching Navan. Both grey cars too.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,820 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    I've always noticed how WW plate cars will always indicate the opposite direction to where they're going on a roundabout. Of course I ended up mixing to Wicklow...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,849 ✭✭✭beachhead




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,550 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    As a pedestrian I truly believe that there are some drivers out there who would drive over you if they could. And there’s a special place in Hell for drivers who park their car up on footpaths, forcing pedestrians on to the road.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    Driving on a motorway today and as I approached the end section just as the two lanes merged into one I saw a car stopped on the hard shoulder on my left. When I was about 6ft away from passing the car the driver suddenly pulled straight across my car and went into the right hand side lane and drove away going the wrong way driving towards the traffic coming straight towards him on the motorway behind me. I couldn’t believe it.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭AyeGer


    It’s getting to the stage where we will all need dash cams. Traffic cops seem to be an exceptionally rare breed in this country.

    I’m on the road a lot and I encounter crazy behaviour basically every day in one form or another. Everything from incompetence to recklessness to aggression and distraction.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,634 ✭✭✭Damien360


    M50 southbound this morning wasn't too bad for traffic as it all got caught on N7 inbound accident. Weather was crap but there is no excuse to trundle down the M50 from Tallaght junction to god knows where at 50kmph in the middle lane with traffic going either side of you at 80-90kmph.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,249 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    No indicators, backing out into traffic, running red lights and drivers on phones



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭AyeGer


    Lack of indicators really annoys me. Drivers just sailing round a corner in their own world and don’t bother indicating. Maddening.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,727 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    I got mine with 300 Flavahans porridge tokens.

    🙈🙉🙊



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,611 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Wrong indicators is worse. Drivers indicating right on roundabouts when going straight ahead.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Always been thus and road fatalities a lot less that in say 1950s - go look up the newspapers of the day then in the archives.

    Back to school maybe? This is apparently what driving instructors teach in order to pass the test. That is, to signal right if you are passing more than one exit before you intend to leave.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,524 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    I didn't even see this one in the news




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,611 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Driving instructors would not be in line with Rules of the Road if that's what they're teaching.




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,634 ✭✭✭Damien360


    Driver done a runner and left his passenger. Nothing even in local news about it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,524 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    the car ends up in a tree ffs. the internet was obsessed with a few cyclists breaking a red light in england last week lol.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,724 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,524 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk




  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,711 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    It was in clane apparently, doing over 100kmph and clippped the kerb from what I heard.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,634 ✭✭✭Damien360


    Clane bypass. Loads of housing on that but the walls are the height you see on that video the whole length of it on each side. Hotel exit just up from that and it’s a busy road. Roundabout is huge. Not sure how you could loose it on that.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Baba Yaga



    "They gave me an impossible task,one which they said I wouldnt return from...."

    ps wheres my free,fancy rte flip-flops...?

    pps wheres my wheres my rte macaroons,kevin?

    "You are him…the one they call the "Baba Yaga"…



  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,711 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    speeding apparently and clipped the kerb and lost control



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,611 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko




  • Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Baba Yaga


    mustve had the throttle buried in the floor...yeah wouldnt surprise me that they were on the phone too...

    i work odd hours/shifts so im on the roads at all sorts of different times and in all weathers and an awful lot of drivers are simply shite plus theyre doing everything possible EXCEPT drive the fcukin car...the old lad i bought my first motorbike from way back in the 70s said something that has stuck with me since "if you drive like every other fcuker on the road is out to kill you,youll do fine" i listened and im still here...


    "They gave me an impossible task,one which they said I wouldnt return from...."

    ps wheres my free,fancy rte flip-flops...?

    pps wheres my wheres my rte macaroons,kevin?

    "You are him…the one they call the "Baba Yaga"…



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,249 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    There are still many drivers out there without a licence..drive like all other drivers are idiots and you will be right most of the time.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭pcardin


    Indians?! lol. Its Irish who cant drive. Living here long enough and been driving in many countries enough to know what I'm talking about. The daily dose of idiotic driving showcase is presented by Irish. You guys are great craic, decent people, good musicians, great sense of humor, but not great at driving. Its just not your thing.

    • traffic rules. What's that? Never heard of. You enter roundabout, expect anything dumb to happen at any moment. Right of way? Who cares. Yellow boxes? Those are just neat empty places to park my ass. Traffic lights? Don't get me started...first 4-5 cars jumping red is like a national tradition. If you don't do it, you must be an eejit.
    • lane management. lol. what's that? Irish chose the lane to drive like they chose what shoes they gonna wear that day. And stick to that no matter what. Middle lane is the preference, does not matter how many lanes road can have. Even if any of M roads would have 7 lanes (none in Ireland luckily), Irish would be in the lane 4. Doing 60km/h. All the time, even at night when the whole motorway is empty.
    • Lights. Fcuk them. Irish don't need them. Any of them. "As long as I can see the road ahead of me, I don't give the **** about the rest around me." Luckily, new cars mostly have auto-lights. Yesterday morning at 7am on N11, very dark morning + lashing rain. At front of me maroon qashqai with no lights. Rear window had L and N stickers on. What's that about? One retard passing its "wisdom" to the next one? I know the law in Ireland states "Just after the beginning (dusk) and before the end (dawn)" which is bizarre already for such a dark country but everyone interprets dusk and dawn as they wish. For many neither ever comes as it seems.
    • awareness. complete lack of it. Driving on left lane at 60km/h, gonna change my lane now to right, a car behind me driving at 120km/h, fcuk them. Sense of speed? What's that? "I switched on turn signal when you were just 50cm away from me, didn't I?!"
    • joining motorways. Ooh, too scary. "I better stop completely before joining the lane with cars doing 120km/h. They will brake and overtaking me and I will flash my lights at them madly for the crazy maniacs they are.

    And nothing changes. 2004 or 2024 same level of dumb ape sh1t driving skills. Lots of things have changed legally - no more driving alone while you are still learner. Mandatory 12 (or whatever number) driving lessons before you can take test. Result - still see cars with L plate and single person in the car. We all know older folks driving skills were mad, at the end of the day big portion of them never had to pass any test. Hope was that during last 20 years every new generation will be better. Well, not there yet. Every day you see something exceptionally stupid on the road the chances are car will have a N sticker in the window. How come?! Why?! is it because the driving wisdom was passed to them by their mum or dad who found their license in the cereal box? Aren't you supposed to be with the most fresh knowledge of the rules, you just passed your test ffs. How can you drive so idiotic? There is a white polo often on M11 with N sticker doing while sh1t. If anyone honks or flashes at their dumb driving, they turn on blinking FU finger emoticon positioned in rear window. Better invest your money in driving skills you dumb clown!

    Garda traffic corps. lol. Is there actually any in Ireland? Don't think so. You see them as a accessory to States revenue service collecting money for no-tax, no-nct, and speed traps. Ah, and random alco checks for PR purposes. That's it! Have you ever seen a traffic Garda taking aside the middle-lane-clown or a clown with WX reg going southbound on M50 with no lights at 10pm and giving them a ticket or at least a slap? Have you ever seen them going after those 4-5 cars jumping red light? I have never, not even once in 20 years.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Yeah Right


    I swerved and managed to avoid them but what I cannot believe is...............some joker just pulled out in front of me with barely a few meters between us only I managed to swerve into the filter lane............

    Swerving, in particular panic swerving at the last minute, is a dodgy habit to get into. A lot of the time, you can be in the wrong depending on your actions. I've been almost taken out by more people jerking into my lane to avoid something than I have by the usual manner described here. If you end up on top of a cyclist, under a 40ft lorry or on the wrong side of the road, it'll be on your head. It's a hard instinct to fight, but sometimes you're better off getting into a minor crash than you are causing a major one.





  • Well the options were

    quickly move right (the lane was clear and no oncoming) or be T boned.

    If the options were side impact on the passenger side or a head on collision I’d have taken the hit to the passenger side.

    Of course if people drove with a bit of cop on neither would be necessary to even think about!!





  • i agree though it would be better to have a minor crash than be flattened by a lorry. 🤣



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,611 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    I don't disagree with the broad thrust of your comments.

    I will point out that a vehicle with an LG plate and an unaccompanied driver is not necessarily a sign of an unlicensed driver. It may well be that they haven't bothered to take down the plate.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Yeah Right


    You won't always have a clear lane with no one oncoming, is the point I'm making. If someone gets into a habit of swerving every time instead of braking, there will eventually be a case where swerving was the wrong option. It's a bad habit to pick up. There's countless videos on youtube of people trying to avoid fender benders and causing major accidents and even fatalities. Everyone's first instinct should be to stop first and foremost.





  • Yeah if it wasn’t clear it would’ve been slam the brake and hope for the best. 🤣



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭highpitcheric


    Dont believe indicators.

    They're a signal of what someone was thinking 2 seconds ago, that can change. Not a guarantee of whats about to happen.



  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 40,556 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    The only thing a flashing indicator tells you is that the bulb works!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Clo-Clo


    Plenty of people advertising Irish licenses online for a nominal fee. Based on the images they look very real. Quick way to get a license



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