Ming the Trouserless.

Beechwoodspark · 02-10-2020 8:51pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I heard he has a vicious temper as well, and is incredibly thin-skinned.

Isn't weed supposed to chill people out? Doesn't seem to work that way. Lots of stoners seem to have anger issues.

He has what I would describe as delusions of grandeur.

Absolutely stratospheric ego. Thinks he is the second coming of JC.

Witnessed him incoherently screaming and shouting at staff in dublin airport once. Presumably under the influence.

IAMAMORON · 02-10-2020 9:14pm

sabat wrote: »

So for Ming's version to be true:

An Irish person resident in Brussels, a place where this would more than likely mean they work in some official capacity, has a grudge against him.

The thought occurred to them that a good way to act on that grudge and cause him embarrassment would be to make it look like he was masturbating to Saoirse McHugh.

They were able to hack his account.

They waited until 4AM local time on a Sunday evening/Monday morning to act.

They were aware of the existence of that photo.

They carried out this one single act then disappeared.

And they deleted the message. You forgot that bit.

mynamejeff · 02-10-2020 9:21pm

sabat wrote: »

So for Ming's version to be true:

An Irish person resident in Brussels, a place where this would more than likely mean they work in some official capacity, has a grudge against him.

The thought occurred to them that a good way to act on that grudge and cause him embarrassment would be to make it look like he was masturbating to Saoirse McHugh.

They were able to hack his account.

They waited until 4AM local time on a Sunday evening/Monday morning to act.

They were aware of the existence of that photo.

They carried out this one single act then disappeared.

So the CIA or MI5 or FSB, are we ruling out Mosad ?

or he was spanking it to a political ally , hilariously got caught and his ego wont let him admit apologise and move on

should be done for wasting police time the wee creep

mgn · 02-10-2020 9:27pm

Maybe Flash Gordon hacked his account.

02-10-2020 9:32pm

mgn wrote: »

Maybe Flash Gordon hacked his account.

/Thread

Jeff2 · 02-10-2020 9:34pm

thomil wrote: »

That whole "Belgian IP" thing is just a waste of time. Wouldn't be surprised if he has his phone enrolled in some sort of MDM solution in order to access his "work" emails there, which results with his traffic being routed through a server in Brussels. Standard for any type of "corporate" environment these days.

Yes but if they get IP plus mac address them they have him if he was that clueless.

02-10-2020 9:35pm

So if it was someone who hacked his tweetcaster, if, couldn't that give them access to his Google search history if he used it for that?

EmmetSpiceland · 02-10-2020 9:42pm

IAMAMORON wrote: »

And they deleted the message. You forgot that bit.

Very strange.

Jeff2 · 03-10-2020 12:11am

Even if you leave out IP address using VPN or a Belgium site as said then if he used his own phone/ tablet/PC then he can be cought out.

For his sake I hope he was hacked or a friend was playing a prank who was in Belgium.

hurikane · 03-10-2020 12:57am

So Ming was connected to the European Parliament by VPN, in the middle of the night, off his face, googling pictures of co workers skinny dipping, and going at himself?

Jeff2 · 03-10-2020 2:20am

TBH I see nothing wrong with what he did.

He was stoned and wanted to pull the stomach out of himself so googled a photo of a friend's ass that was public.

coinop · 03-10-2020 5:14am

Jeff2 wrote: »

TBH I see nothing wrong with what he did.

He was stoned and wanted to pull the stomach out of himself so googled a photo of a friend's ass that was public.

Nobody is claiming it was illegal but it was most definitely morally wrong. He is a married man, almost 50 years old, and is searching for nude photos of a much younger work colleague (is she even 20 years old?). If you were caught doing that in a private sector company, you would be immediately dragged in front of HR and fired. Possibly civil law suit for sexual harassment. It's obvious you don't have children. I certainly wouldn't leave my daughter alone in a room with the druggie pervy old man and his ridiculous beard.

ThunbergsAreGo · 03-10-2020 6:20am

coinop wrote: »

Nobody is claiming it was illegal but it was most definitely morally wrong. He is a married man, almost 50 years old, and is searching for nude photos of a much younger work colleague (is she even 20 years old?). If you were caught doing that in a private sector company, you would be immediately dragged in front of HR and fired. Possibly civil law suit for sexual harassment. It's obvious you don't have children. I certainly wouldn't leave my daughter alone in a room with the druggie pervy old man and his ridiculous beard.

She isn't a work colleague though

Deiselurker · 03-10-2020 6:58am

She is probably in her late 20s. If someone hacked Mr Flanagan's device he is right to report it but if not he is making a big fuss about something that is not that big a deal to most people.

Everlong1 · 03-10-2020 8:48am

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Witnessed him incoherently screaming and shouting at staff in dublin airport once. Presumably under the influence.

Care to tell us more ? Was he throwing a hissy because they wouldn't let him skin up in a no smoking area?

TheBlackPill · 03-10-2020 8:51am

hurikane wrote: »

So Ming was connected to the European Parliament by VPN, in the middle of the night, off his face, googling pictures of co workers skinny dipping, and going at himself?

Effects of chronic(cannabis) use

TheBlackPill · 03-10-2020 8:53am

coinop wrote: »

Nobody is claiming it was illegal but it was most definitely morally wrong. He is a married man, almost 50 years old, and is searching for nude photos of a much younger work colleague (is she even 20 years old?). If you were caught doing that in a private sector company, you would be immediately dragged in front of HR and fired. Possibly civil law suit for sexual harassment. It's obvious you don't have children. I certainly wouldn't leave my daughter alone in a room with the druggie pervy old man and his ridiculous beard.

In fairness, most girls over 12 could overpower Ming.

suicide_circus · 03-10-2020 9:03am

mgn wrote: »

Maybe Flash Flesh Gordon hacked his account.

FYP

s1ippy · 03-10-2020 9:05am

Dammit I really wanted post 420

hurikane · 03-10-2020 9:11am

ThunbergsAreGo wrote: »

She isn't a work colleague though

Yeah don’t think she’s a working girl

Donald Trump · 03-10-2020 12:22pm

coinop wrote: »

Nobody is claiming it was illegal but it was most definitely morally wrong. He is a married man, almost 50 years old, and is searching for nude photos of a much younger work colleague (is she even 20 years old?). If you were caught doing that in a private sector company, you would be immediately dragged in front of HR and fired. Possibly civil law suit for sexual harassment. It's obvious you don't have children. I certainly wouldn't leave my daughter alone in a room with the druggie pervy old man and his ridiculous beard.

He's hardly gonna knock one out over a much older work colleague now. Sure that would be worse.

Whatever about yer wan, if he was googling "Angela Merkel in the nip" then you'd have to be asking serious questions about the man's sanity (if you weren't already)

AdrianBalboa · 03-10-2020 7:37pm

It's Saturday night. Hopefully the same band of nefarious cyber-safecrackers won't be worming their way past the Twitter e-moats again to humiliate our bright young thing in the European Parliament: Luke "Ming" Flanagan.

By that I mean I wonder if Ming's going to neck a few gallon of Lidl's cheapest and degrade himself on Twitter at three in the morning? If he's drinking Chimay Blue he can blame those pesky Belgians again.

AdrianBalboa · 03-10-2020 7:54pm

Take Me To Spain wrote: »

How baked out of your head do you have to be to get twitter mixed up with google?

He was hacked by Belgian spies, remember?

I heard they're putting Tintin and Captain Haddock on the case. And I tell you what, that''s not the only thing that's fishy about this story wha!!!

ohnonotgmail · 03-10-2020 7:54pm

hurikane wrote: »

So Ming was connected to the European Parliament by VPN, in the middle of the night, off his face, googling pictures of co workers skinny dipping, and going at himself?

[Seinfeld]Not that there is anything wrong with that[/Seinfeld]

Loafing Oaf · 03-10-2020 7:54pm

Donald Trump wrote: »

H if he was googling "Angela Merkel in the nip" then you'd have to be asking serious questions about the man's sanity (if you weren't already)

Silvio agrees with you;)
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Sorolla · 03-10-2020 8:02pm

Donald Trump wrote: »

He's hardly gonna knock one out over a much older work colleague now. Sure that would be worse.

Whatever about yer wan, if he was googling "Angela Merkel in the nip" then you'd have to be asking serious questions about the man's sanity (if you weren't already)

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02524/PD63791035_ITALY-G_2524647b.jpg

Sorolla · 03-10-2020 8:04pm

Take Me To Spain wrote: »

How baked out of your head do you have to be to get twitter mixed up with google?

If you have 2 devices - one for work one for private.

hurikane · 03-10-2020 8:53pm

So what’s next for Ming? Rent boys?

AdrianBalboa · 03-10-2020 8:54pm

What I suspect is going to happen is that the Belgian European Parliament VPN theory will be confirmed and Ming will claim that it was his wife snooping enviously on his phone after Ming spent the evening Tweeting about Saoirse McHugh. These days the only thing out of Ming's mouth I would believe is a breathalyzer test.

mynamejeff · 03-10-2020 8:55pm

Sorolla wrote: »

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02524/PD63791035_ITALY-G_2524647b.jpg

well im out of this thread anyway :eek::eek:

Colonel Claptrap · 03-10-2020 9:06pm

Speaking of clandestine Alt accounts. I found this over on Reddit

https://lollgr.tumblr.com/post/80318214191/irish-politician-yelled-at-for-editing-his-own

Could Yurt! really be user 'Lukeming' ?

I kid!

Everlong1 · 04-10-2020 12:22pm

Sorolla wrote: »

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02524/PD63791035_ITALY-G_2524647b.jpg

Thanks for that. :rolleyes::eek:

JohnnyFlash · 04-10-2020 3:00pm

People who write and edit their own Wikipedia entry are megalomaniacs. The ego on Ming must be astonishing.

Donald Trump · 04-10-2020 5:02pm

mynamejeff wrote: »

well im out of this thread anyway :eek::eek:

Inspired to run off for a spontaneous tug?

Loafing Oaf · 05-09-2023 12:41pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/114803197#Comment_114803197

Looks the Belgian justice system believes something like this actually happened

https://www.thejournal.ie/luke-ming-flanagan-court-case-6157243-Sep2023/

Overheal · 05-09-2023 12:45pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/113618990#Comment_113618990

G’day gents what’s the good word?

gmisk · 28-02-2024 12:47pm

So he was hacked...and a parliamentary assistant admitted it. I am guessing we will see a flood of apologies...

https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0228/1434841-luke-ming-flanagan/

gmisk · 28-02-2024 1:22pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121827530#Comment_121827530

The title of the thread is literally ming the trouserless, so not relevant.

wandererz · 28-02-2024 1:26pm

The sad bit is that the assistant was sentenced to a year in jail and Ming the Trouserless carries on as usual.

28-02-2024 1:28pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121827634#Comment_121827634

He didn’t do the interview trouserless? For some reason I thought he admitted he wasn’t wearing trousers, only shorts.

AMKC · 28-02-2024 1:38pm

I can't stand this useless excuse for a human. I kinda wish he would do something that would ger him locked up so we never have to see or here from him ever again. I never listen to him if he is on the news or the European thing or anything else as I know its just rubbish and jabbering tgat will come out of his mouth.

buried · 28-02-2024 2:01pm

lol

MrMusician18 · 28-02-2024 2:16pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121827649#Comment_121827649

He hasn't got a sentence yet.

Flanagan completely over eggs the impact this could have had on him. "Doesn't feel safe"? C'mon now.

Bobson Dugnutt · 28-02-2024 2:33pm

This lad is always seen as a bit of an anomaly; the eccentric chap we sent to Brussels to show Enda Kenny what’s what. But his voting record there is most unusual. He sort of aligns with The Left grouping, but it was only yesterday for example that he votes against the aid package for Ukraine. In fact only 40 voted against it - including Daly, Wallace and Flanagan.

I used to follow him on twitter and he’s a sour auld gooseberry isn’t he? Huge amounts of negativity, low level conspiracy, dishing out criticism but unable to accept any himself, tetchy, grumpy. Seems cannabis doesn’t chill you out.

The accused in the case today was also a habitual cannabis user.

Paterson Jerins · 28-02-2024 2:38pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121827698#Comment_121827698

Sorry, which mod are you referring to?

Rothko · 28-02-2024 4:40pm

If this was about someone who was associated with FF or FG, the responses here would be very different.

Ming the Trouserless.

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