Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

The village is dug up and closed off for Broadband upgrades. Meanwhile wifi is off and mobile coverage is hit and miss depending which way the wind is blowing .

An endless death spiral of never ending meetings. I think I'm approaching burnout from them. I'm very close to snapping in every single one.

Don’t mind a snow day every now and then but I had plans that are now consigned to the bin, completely treacherous outside, mix of snow, ice and slush halfway up to my shins…..not worth it. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

Since last night my fingerprint won't unlock my phone and today two different automatic doors wouldn't open for me. Im worried i might be a replicant.

Also, people who drive around with about 50kg of snow on their car and a little face sized hole scraped in the windscreen.

Trying to figure out why lads wear shorts in baltic weather like today. Passed 3 lads dressed like this on the way home, big jackets above the waist and shorts/runners with short socks below the waist.

feckin gobdaws and yummy mammys in their fancy new four wheel drive yokes(of which there seems to be mega shyt tons around where i live) that dont know how to drive them in a bit of snow,my car is rear wheel drive and i made it up the hills without too much bother...heres a wee tip...read the feckin manual and figure out what all the wee buttons down beside the shifter do...bunch a fcukwits...

LOL I had a not that yummy mammy stuck once on the grass slope at the end of our drive. She was driving a Nissan Patrol with 4 wheel drive and a high/low gear box. The silly moo had missed the 15meter wide bell mouth of our drive when trying to turn in it and gone up over the grass and down a bit of a slope. Anyway she asked me if I could help her out - two toddlers strapped in the back. I got in and took great pleasure in pointing to controls that engaged 4 wheel drive and the slow gear range. She didn't have a clue what I was on about. 4 WD and bottom gear with no gas and the Chelsea Tractor was up the slope with not a sign of a wheel spin. Please anyone driving a 4WD at least know how to engage it!

In the same vein it really bugs me when the Chelsea Tractors stop outside the local school and then drive the massive distance of 400 meters to the nearest estate. ffs they are driving a shorter distance than from one end of the school grounds to the other.

TA is I woke up this afternoon , and had two missed calls from my Internet provider. It will be Monday before I get restored. 21st century problems

That one idiot in the airport security line that is seemingly oblivious to all the signs and messaging that says to remove all coats/hoodies and have liquids in a bag in advance and then takes an age to sort out his **** (and gets quite thick at the security officer only doing her job).

One of those lads that you'd identify a mile out was going to be a clown.

there should be a special line in airports eejits like that...had one of them a couple of weeks ago in the airport,felt like shouting at him to stand out of the way until he had his shyte together!

I still don't know how to use a QR code for TV programmes.

Co-pilot with gpt never misses a chance to be wrong and then uses a faux apology when I tell it its wrong.

M&S bakery items.

They’ve flattened the cookies to within an 1/8th of an inch of their lives and shrunk the doughnuts down too.