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Catholic Ireland dead? **Mod Warning in Post #563**

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,465 ✭✭✭silliussoddius




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭yagan


    How about a virgin mary statue that has compartment for storing the toaster? Everyone is covered then!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,186 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    This sort of the plot of the gentlemen series 😀😀



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,530 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Maybe it's an ironic decor statement. Loving the ugly Catholic imagery.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭yagan


    It would be hilarious if an Echo or Alexa device was installed in it!



  • Registered Users Posts: 333 ✭✭Hawkeye123


    DNA exists but we use samples rather than entire genomes. Also, it is assumed the probability of error is 8 billion to one, but without testing the DNA of 8 billion people, we can't know that for certain.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Are you seriously comparing a scientific process that can be repeated under scrutiny in different laboratories by different professionals again and again all over the world to hearsay written down in a book a couple of thousand years ago?

    I definitely believe many biblical characters existed based on archaeological evidence. I think only a fool would debate that.

    But it's a bit much to say all of them existed, without question. Too long has passed and too many people have transcribed and embellished stories not to take some of it with a pinch of salt.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 753 ✭✭✭taxAHcruel


    Not entirely sure what it even means to say we "use samples rather than entire genomes". That needs a bit of clarification as to what the user is writing about. I am not convinced the user in question knows all that much about DNA or what we do with it. They might be referring to the fact that when we are comparing Human DNA to each other we only compare a part of it. But the reason we do that is not complex. It is simply that the vast majority of DNA from person to person is absolutely identical. All the variance we see in humans around us come from only a small part of the genome.

    I am also not sure what it means to say we can only be sure of error probabilities if we perform exactly that number of tests. That seems like nonsense and suggests the user knows less about mathematics and probability than they do about DNA. For example we know the probability of winning the Irish Lottery is (or was, my information might not be current) about 1 in 10.7 million. We do not need to run 10.7 million lottos in a row to be "certain" of that.

    In fact quite the contrary as you could run the lotto 10.7 million times with the same numbers and still not win any of them. Just like despite the fact the probability of tossing heads on a coin being 50%, you can absolutely toss a coin 10 times in a row and get all heads. I know this because I did it and Derren Brown did it. Just like Brown, any one on this forum could record a video where they say "I am going to toss this coin 10 times in a row and get 10 heads" and then actually do it. The "trick" to how he did it is remarkably simple. youtube.com/watch?v=XzYLHOX50Bc

    The thing least clear of all to me however is what this error rate in reading DNA has got to do with anything that is being said, or has been said, on the thread. It seems to me the user hit reply and then wrote a reply that has absolutely nothing to do with the post being replied to. But perhaps if the user is done ignoring my posts in particular, they will offer a clarification :)

    Post edited by taxAHcruel on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭beachhead


    As big as the Wasps.Seen them as well.Catholic dedication increases the future south you go as well.Lovely people just a little "off"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,465 ✭✭✭silliussoddius




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,186 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,627 ✭✭✭Cluedo Monopoly


    I was in a CBS which had 3 predator brothers during the time I was there. 2 were convicted, 1 died before any conviction. I know there were more in the 2 schools (primary and secondary). They tended to go after the quiet boys who either had weak parents or poor parents. The kinda of parents that ignored it or were afraid to confront it. There was huge fear of the clergy on the 70s/80s. I have school friends that were impacted by these beasts and to say it still haunts them is putting it very mildly.

    What are they doing in the Hyacinth House?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,952 ✭✭✭✭Frank Bullitt


    I really do enjoy seeing the religious trying to make science out to be faith based, or have holes in it. But what they believe...can't question that at all



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Shoog


    There is precious little evidence for the existence of a actual real life jesus outside of the bible and a few Christian doctored sources. He's one of the least documented persons in history outside of the Christian cannon.

    There are more eyewitness account of Bigfoot than jesus. Not even Paul says he believes anything other than a metaphysical jesus.

    No source that has been transcribed by a Christian monk can be considered reliable, and that covers all sources which reference jesus.

    Belief in an actual physical jesus is an entirely faith based affair.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,630 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice




  • Registered Users Posts: 394 ✭✭KevMayo88


    "Belief in an actual physical jesus is an entirely faith based affair." Eh, ok.. so all of the non-Christians (Romans, etc.) who independently attest to Jesus having lived who was crucified were all part of this conspiracy too..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Shoog


    The testiments from contempory sources all show evidence of later doctoring by monks, so I genuinely think there are no contempory accounts of his existence - not a single one.

    There are no independent sources and there are no biblical scholars who can be considered impartial (all biblical scholars are Christian so biased). In fact the very term biblical scholar is an oxymoron.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,969 ✭✭✭billyhead


    The witnesses back then can't all be wrong. Jesus did exist now whether or not he was just a religious man or the son of God is another story.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Shoog




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,186 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    None of them wrote or mentioned him for a number of years after his "death" so at the very least the writings are heavily biased



  • Registered Users Posts: 18 SilvaMuppet


    On this point. Are there any contemporary witnesses to the existence of him? Our body of knowledge comes from the historians Josephus and Tacitus and then also the gospels (iirc). Josephus and Tacitus don't spend much time on him and kind of note details about him in passing (written about 60 to 100 years after the crucifixion) and the gospels were also written many decades after his death (about 50 or so?). So none of these authors were witnesses to events or even met the man.

    I think its generally considered a historical fact that a guy by the name of Jesus (not a particularly uncommon name back then i believe) lived at that time. and his baptism and crucifixion by the Romans are also accepted as having happened. I think its the fact that separate independent sources agree on certain key details that allow historians to agree on the basics at least.

    Big problem with the gospels is the bias noted above i think. They were been subject to editing and revisionism as the theology matured in the centuries after they were written so we'll likely never know the original pure content from the oral tradition (that could well have come from contemporary witnesses) that got passed onto the original author(s?).



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,186 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Tacitus I would have thought was the only reference but I'm not sure of his time frame

    Catholics have a habit of sexing up events years later to get bums on seats anyway



  • Registered Users Posts: 18 SilvaMuppet


    Think Tacitus was later than Josephus and he was a bit more Rome focused (TBH, winging it here a bit). Josephus was Jewish and from the neck of the woods Jesus would have been knocking around in. But both are widely credited sources from my understanding.

    But it does make you wonder, who were their sources? In Tacitus' case you'd think it has to be from more 'official' roman writings and reports from the era. Josephus could easily though have gotten his info from the same path as the original gospels? who knows!

    With respect to the concept of "sexing up" events. Sure the whole Jesus origin story fits nicely in that category. I think they call it "Diabolical mimicry". But his origin story matches very closely (or rather picks various pieces of) older deities like Baal, Mithras, Osiris and Dionysus (and others). In essence a version those story(stories?) tailored for the local population. To combat what at the time would have been obvious to a lot of people (similarities with other religions) they pulled out the old, "ahhh, but the devil, to discredit the son of god, well in advance of his arrival, planted these other stories over the preceding millennia so that he'd muddy the waters and cause doubt". Classic devil move!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Shoog


    Contextual analysis of both Tacticus and Josephus show inconsistencies In writing styles suggestive of later additions. They cannot be considered reliable sources for Jesus.

    What have you got left if you remove them ?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    With respect to the concept of "sexing up" events. Sure the whole Jesus origin story fits nicely in that category.

    The whole "returning to Bethlehem for a census" thing was a complete falsehood, but added in to fulfil a prophesy.

    Also, so what if some guy lived and was crucified - the Romans crucified a lot of people. And a relatively young, presumably healthy, man would be expected to last days not a few hours (Life of Brian hints at this, "Oh my brothers usually get me down after a couple of days")

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users Posts: 18 SilvaMuppet


    if you remove Tacitus and Josephus i don't think there is much to corroborate any of the gospel stuff. I wasn't aware their version of events was much in question though? Haven't looked at this in donkeys but they were always the more official go to guys in a period where we don't have much to work off?

    @Hotblack Desiato , ahhh tip of the iceberg there. So much odd goings on to create the narrative or fulfill a prophesy. There were plenty of people called jesus at the time and crucifixions weren't uncommon. But even before you get to that climactic event the one that always puzzled me was the Barabbas bit. I mean, what efficient form of governance (and this was around peak Rome) lets dangerous criminals go just to celebrate a religious holiday (or placate the baying mob)?? And what crowd actively wants a (supposedly) known murder let loose rather than a preacher . If that event happened (big IF as there was no tradition of letting convicted people go on passover) then is there more to Barabbas and his own past? (that scene in life of Brian always cracked me up....nearly as much as the "Romanes Eunt Domus" bit :) )



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭Iscreamkone


    I do not believe that Jesus is divine. The evidence just isn’t there. I don’t stand outside churches with placards saying “everyone who believes in gods is simple”, but that is what I’m thinking of believers.

    Its all woo!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,969 ✭✭✭billyhead


    Each to their own. Bit ignorant on your behalf to accuse believers of being simple. If you don't believe in it that's your choice but don't start with offensive comments.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭Iscreamkone


    I don’t agree. Anyone who believes in Leprechauns, Unicorns and fairies is also simple. It’s all woo!

    If you find what I think is offensive then that’s on you.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭downtheroad


    Will be handy for freeing up land in every town around the country to build apartments on. And thanks to the height of the steeple or spire on most churches it should be possible to build multi storey apartment blocks as the height precedent is already there.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,969 ✭✭✭billyhead


    You're a bit simple yourself if you don't respect other people's beliefs. Is it any skin of your back.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,186 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    The Christian account would suggest Rome itself was under threat from a preacher hence his arrest and execution, if this were factual we might have more official writings



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭Iscreamkone


    Woo isn’t worthy of respect.

    When my children have to go to schools where woo is taught as fact by teachers who don’t believe in it - this is annoying.

    We’re lucky that 30% of the school don’t partake in the woo. Hopefully this will increase over the next few years as people get more sense.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 522 ✭✭✭csirl


    This thread is starting to go off topic. Whether or not the catholic church is dead does not depend on whether or not people believe that jesus existed in history etc.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭Iscreamkone


    The age of the clergy and mass going public means that the show will be over very soon.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Welease Woger! He's a wobber and a wapist!

    Funniest bit is the soldiers trying not to crack up on "Do you find it wisible, that I have a fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus?" "His wife? Incontintia. Incontinentia Buttocks"

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    RCC is sitting on an absolute goldmine in relation to underused / unused property, they've already made hundreds of millions in south county Dublin with land sales (tax free!), yet still owe taxpayers a fortune in unpaid abuse redress, even given the sweet sweet terms of Michael Woods' paedophile bailout.

    Ugh I really despise that man, worst government minister in my lifetime by a landslide. How what he did was legal remains a mystery. But Opus Dei were pleased.

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Nobody is obliged to respect stupidity, even if it is religious in nature.

    Scrap the cap!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Yes of course, which leads to the conclusion that the whole thing is retconned fanfic.

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭downtheroad


    A strong government would somehow work out a scheme to effectively CPO huge banks of land from the RCC as compensation for the redress scheme.

    Also why aren't churches being used to house refugees, it would be the christian thing to do.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    What if their beliefs were that all redheads should be drowned at birth?

    it’s the right to a belief that should be respected, not the belief (in magic skydaddy) itself.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Yet again, Life of Brian was way ahead of you:

    "It's not anyone's fault he can't have a baby - not even the Romans. But we can respect his right to have a baby"


    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,426 ✭✭✭✭Fr Tod Umptious


    Attacking the Catholic Church.

    Possibly the lowest of low hanging fruit on the boards.ie tree.

    In relation to the referendum results and the Catholic Church, I'm not a practicing Catholic and I voted no,no.

    It had nothing to do with religious conviction.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,564 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    "I'm not religious, but..."

    The RCC doesn't get a fraction of the criticism it deserves. All of the bishops who participated in the abuse cover-up should be in prison, but not one of them will ever be held accountable.

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,969 ✭✭✭billyhead


    But this thread has resorted into Muppets lambasting people who are believers. If faith gives them comfort what harm is it?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Shoog


    They may not see the harm but it doesn't mean it is not doing them harm. Religion is all about controlling an individuals thought and behaviours which is a form of abuse.

    If there were a basis in fact then this control might have some justification but no one should be manipulated into obedience.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,056 ✭✭✭applehunter


    It’s basically a film genre at this stage.

    The people are the church. This should always be pointed out to people like you. You want to distance yourself and make it an us and them issue. Nice to take yourself out of any blame isn’t it?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭Iscreamkone


    If another organisation raped children in huge numbers and moved the rapists to another parish to repeat the crimes - we would close down that organisation.

    Think if it was the gaa, and rapist coaches were moved to other teams?

    But let’s continue to have them as patrons of our primary schools because we want our children to learn right and wrong from this organisation.

    The end of the RCC in this country will be a very happy day in my opinion 🥳



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