The Apprentice 2024

I have yet to go one episode without cringing in pain. That Irish-ey car. That Outrun-esque logo. Jaysus!

Amina...lights on nobody home!

First off I assume the room full of sponsors were the same room for each teams, and so offered or negotiated deals with the two teams based on how they felt about the pitches. Onyoko's pitch was absolutely dire so not surprising they lost. Same team, it was only a coincidence that their team colours matched with the Indian flag, which saved their initial pitch.

I imagine the large money at stake is a way of weeding out candidates who get weak at the knees at such price tags. Someone could have a very profitable company, but mention deals of 9 million and their legs turn to jelly. Not something you want in a potential business partner.

That was arguably the easiest task of the lot. Anyone with half a brain should be able to come up with a decent concept in minutes. Admittedly the AR element required a bit more creativity, but the basics should have been easy. For starters, put a bowl of cereal on the front!

Even I can't think what passion fruit tastes like, how are 6-8 year olds? Both teams went with a "healthy" options, forgetting that they are not there to improve the health of the nation, but to win the task. Just make a chocolate or sugary cereal, like most cereals out there, put a cartoon character on the front and hey presto!

I quite liked the Polar one. They missed a trick by not making them frosted though. Arctic Hoops - They're Frosty! Or call the bear Frosty the Bear. On the back have some fun facts about the Arctic.

It's really not rocket science.

I take your points, and I am well aware in some of their tasks they are set up almost to fail from the outset.

On the Frosty thing, there is a whole range of Frosties copies out there. Lidl have Frosted Flakes, so there is enough wigle room for a similar product.

The Muslim one seems to be coasting along under the radar so far even though she contributes very little to the tasks.

Think she was dismissed many times in the first few episodes. Now she is just coasting. How did she not know she where she was yesterday , like which city. She knew it began with ‘B’ though!

Don't think I've ever seen anyone with eyes as blue as Maura's.

I never watch the You're Fired programme but it must be hard for them to fill in the half hour when she was a no show.

She clearly wasn't the type to tolerate criticism. At the end, when the audience were asked to hold up Hired or Fired signs, it was a sea of Fired.

I can't remember a worst candidate.

I think she would of either told everyone how wrong they are or cry

What they seem to forget is most 18-25 year olds are saving up to buy the ticket for the concert, not looking to buy a campervan to bring them to the concert. Most people buy a cheap tent in Aldi, usually as an after thought. Which explains why so many tents get discarded at the end of concerts. Keeping the cheap 30 quid tent is more hassle than just leaving it behind.

The campervan itself looked like something from the Early Learning Centre. It would look "ccol" to a 4 year old, not to anyone 18+. Im sure I had a car like than made from Duplo.

Actually, the campervan and the original brand "ElectricBrands", looked like something a group of Apprentices would come up with, when given the brief of designing an electric Camper Van. Added features include 1 USB charging port. A group of friends heading to a concert, 4 phones, a bluetooth speaker, maybe a tablet or two, one USB charge point.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is conceivable that it is actually an electric campervan designed by a committee.

They were directed by Sugar to aim the camper van at the leisure sector. No mention of ages by him, which means it must have been thought up by the candidates.

Tim is gas with the head shakes and eye rolls when they do something silly.

And yet thousands of people enjoy it. If you dont like it, there are other channels you can watch at 9pm.

Wasn't it Shopify he left?

As daft as bean bags sounds if they did take off you could make serious money and become multi millionaire in a couple of years, sell the business and be retired in your mid thirties, something you couldn't do working for someone else.