What does the future hold for Donald Trump? - threadbans in OP

It might have been 8 years ago when some might have actually believed that, now it's just a tired lazy post looking for reactions.

If the poster genuinely believes it in 2024 I have a bridge to sell them.

And they say satire is dead

Can you imagine if anyone else said, yes I have (the money to cover a bond) but I need it to start a new money making venture! Then the appeal judges just cut the bond in bits. Presumably the next person who can't raise a bond will be able to say, oh I don't want to pay that much, I'll put up a third of it. Will that work?

Interesting to start the day with an early-hours post that echoes the Cult of Personality talking point that Trump somehow cares about anyone but himself. This is of course despite decades of evidence to the contrary. Many of us knew how he was before he entered the White House, and it comes as no surprise that those 4-Years did nothing to improve his realtionship to the human race...if anything it got worse. He didn't even seem to want to do the job of being Head of State, and possibly did less work in office than our own cerimonal Head-of-State in the Irish Presidency. (Admittedly I don't know how busy an Irish President tends to be, but I suspect Higgins doesn't have large chunks of his calandar dedicated to "Executive Time")

Then untimatly he failed in his one final essential task as a democratically elected Head of State. He failed to hand over power peacefully when he lost the election. He did his damnest to overturn the will of the people, including an attempt to destroy the very Republic he was sworn in to defend. This is not a man who "loves" America, this is a man who loves nothing beyond his own damned nose, and will gladly burn the world around him if it served his needs.

And so we have cultist who are fully bought into the absolute fiction that this husk of a human being is some kind of polical messiah...and in many cases *the literal biblical messiah*. But the harsh light of reality does not preserve the barely paper-thin veneer of this fiction. Thus emboldened by a slither of good news yesterday about their Dear Leader, we will get cultists posting deep in the night, safe from scrutiny for a handful of hours.

For a handful of hours they look at their work and think: "There, now I have validated my world view. Now in this early hour, I am right...and they are wrong." So they melt away from the board clinging onto that fiction and knowing deep down that morning will bring the light of reality (and waking Boardsies with their coffee) upon their desprite little world-view and then perhaps they will have to defend it. But not at 3AM....at 3AM...the world for them for a very brief moment is MAGA.

A stable golfing genius

I don't. The reason they like Trump is because he normalises all their horrible bigotries.

Eventually everything, and I mean everything, will come out and it will be revealed what a conman/rapist/traitor etc. he was. And I will laugh in the face of those ignorant, bigoted morons who sent him their last 50 bucks for a **** hat.

Since he's clearly sh*t at golf (just look at those "Practise Swings"), does anyone also recon that his "win" in these competitions is down to his caddy neglecting to tally all of the "mulligans" he's likely taking during the game, and only noting the handful of strokes where he eventually get's the ball in.

Safe bet we'll never see him in a golf competition with professional oversight.

Im not annoyed.

The tweet is unintentionally funny, in that its the pot calling the kettle black.

The absolute state of Biden and he calling someone else feeble, confused and tired, talk about projection.

Don't forget that TS major shareholder is extremely hard up for cash as detailed extensively in nearly every major news outlet and would most likely dump as much stock as they can as soon as it's legally possible, can't see that helping the stock price accrue value