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  • Phone battery running low, have to keep it going for Ryanair Boarding Pass tonight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ A big ask of MOL when you aren’t near a charger. Maybe should ring Joe, sure that Wilkins run it dry in minutes.

    Remember when one of the wind farm turbines was struck by lightning and went on fire off the coast near Arklow, Joe asked was the fibre gade going to put it out.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Fireman Sam for Mayo. Might peak Joes interest.



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,432 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    2 confirmed deaths better than 7 missing in Balte-i-mori



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭Tow


    There were no bollards protecting the concrete supports on dat bridge. Just needed a nudge with de container ship. A common enough occurrence for a bridge strike, same happened in Hobart a few years back. Anyone who relied on dat bridge is now screwed for years, untill it is rebuilt. They could of course ask de Orwell Road lads of help repairing it PDQ, but they are not on speaking terms.

    My neighbour took out a pier in much de same way, only cost de taxpayer ~300k to replace it. Hardly a scratch on de his ship.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,874 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Anyone know of an Irish bar in Baltimore, USA ?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭Tow


    Joe is just itching to do a walking tour of de fair city.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    Dublin. An awful Kip.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Jaysus - this wan is laying it on thick!


    She comes from a long line of dock workers and seamstresses 🙄



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,903 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Thanks Joe, you're doing such a great thing for the community."

    Which community is that, caller?



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭touts


    She grew up in Dublin. Why is she surprised? In fact the only real surprise is she has only been robbed twice in the last month.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭Tow


    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,320 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Some people are much easier to rob than others so to speak.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭calculator


    I don't think she's as conscious of her stuff as she thinks....



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,320 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Vouchers are the currency of a fool.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    he got his plug in for unfunny froyday… something to look forward to says he….so to speak, ah yes Joe me auld butty , shure it’ll warm de cockles of me auld stone cold heart in these troubled times…



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭Tow


    Now she is giving us de tour.


    Misses, ballyclavas are culture to some people you cannot discriminate against people wearing them.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    Theres no reason to have your face covered in Ireland.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    The lrish public for one.. RTE, the banks, the government… pick pockets are at the lower end of the scale, so to speak



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe seems to think that the Gardai are (or should be) poring over all available CCTV footage for every instance of petty crime


    How many Jaysus Gardai does he think are in the country?


    Won't be long before Joe goes on a GDPR rant



  • Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭tintin67


    More than likely Roma guilty here. They're the best dippers in Europe.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,358 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭Tow


    Doors for funny Thursday open at 12. RTE making sure they will be well locked before the On-Air sign lights up.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,140 ✭✭✭Sigma101


    More history in O'Connell Street than anywhere else in the wurldld!!



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    A poor soul lost at sea… joes ears pick up immediately…



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭Tow


    "The state was founded on O'Connell Street."

    Here we go, history lesson back to WWI.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,088 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe Duffy: "There's a lot of robbing going on."

    Says Ireland's Own Dick Turpin to the tune of €350,000 a year. 👺



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,700 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe will never talk down the city centre. He's afraid of a backlash from businesses. He's a coward and an idiot



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭mountain


    Joes ears pick up on a death!



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,320 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    RTÉ now touching on the young men topic.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭Tow


    Young Men up to no good, so to speak x 5

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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