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    #158252
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,433 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Kerry is like a train station in fairness. great for flying through, but it's completely different to Dublin airport. there is no comparison what so ever



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    #158253
    CH3OH
    Registered Users Posts: 7,315 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    "The majority"

    She has interacted with more than half of 900 staff



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    #158254
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997147#Comment_121997147

    Well, he once asked on air: "Do goats sleep?"



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    #158255
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,146 ✭✭✭archfi


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997144#Comment_121997144

    I would have thought the last sentence was a given!

    As for seperate lines, probably not the volume for that.

    Margaret declares she's not a security risk so that's okay then.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #158256
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,322 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    I've been on smaller planes where you have to be weighed in the terminal in order for them to calculate the ballast to keep the plane in the skoy, I am guessing some of these callers would be offended by that and say it's an invasion of privacy.



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    #158257
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    I’m not a security risk. That what all the drug couriers say.



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    #158258
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,957 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Imagine the amount of calls if they DID let someone through with something they shouldn't have because they SAID they're not a security threat.



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    #158259
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,322 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    An airport is some money machine, it's like owning a casino.



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    #158260
    CH3OH
    Registered Users Posts: 7,315 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Joe having empathy for staff having to work more than 2 hours a day.

    And thinking about his next trip through the airport



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    #158261
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997177#Comment_121997177

    Unless, of course, they had a letter from a doctor



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    #158262
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,219 ✭✭✭Tow


    Joe, it is called a passport.

    Everyone has one in the airport, unless they are a foreign lad looking for their own front door.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #158263
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Sure thing, Joe. An ID card can never be faked.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #158264
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997171#Comment_121997171

    And said that Ireland was impervious to de voirus because we are an island.



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    #158265
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,146 ✭✭✭archfi


    You can delegate that to me McQueen - the answer is no, a card with details on it isn't gonna be secure!

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #158266
    Tow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,219 ✭✭✭Tow


    Your wans Idea of having the senior manager regularly do the Job was good.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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    #158267
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,943 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997160#Comment_121997160

    I was flying Kerry to Dublin while ago, got to the airport 30 minutes before take off. Fella spotted me as I was starting to queue - are you flying to Dublin? Yes says I - up to top of queue for security and onto the end of the queue for the flight 27 minutes before take off



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    #158268
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Joe opening his Rolos.



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    #158269
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Security: I want to examine you further.

    Caller: I have a letter from my Mammy saying I am not a threat.

    Security: OK so, you are free to go.



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    #158270
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Is there any way that these people could advise the airport authorities of any hardware that may be attached to them so that any required investigation can be done before proceeding to the security desk and/or departure gates?



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    #158271
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 8,946 ✭✭✭shearforce


    need some Anto on explaining how he got 3kg of cocaine through within his two fake knees



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    #158272
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Do you fly to the Pyranees, caller?

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #158273
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997221#Comment_121997221

    Don't be coming on here with your common sense.



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    #158274
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,943 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    When the Allah Akbar boys take down their first plane with a bomb hidden in a fake boob or something Joe will be asking how was this allowed to happen



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    #158275
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 8,946 ✭✭✭shearforce


    this lad wears shorts as he knows the scanner will go off. First intelligent caller we've had all week



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    #158276
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,957 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997187#Comment_121997187

    I have a letter from my Mum, will that do?

    Go right ahead Sir.



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    #158277
    Sigma101
    Registered Users Posts: 1,140 ✭✭✭Sigma101


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997229#Comment_121997229

    I hope Joe reads that



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    #158278
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Was that the voice in Joe's head?



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    #158279
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,433 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997217#Comment_121997217

    love flying through there, even Cork is a breeze these days. Detest Dublin Airport, but with the volume going through they can't be worrying about feelings instead of security



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    #158280
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121997245#Comment_121997245

    The butterfly trying to break out.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #158281
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,146 ✭✭✭archfi


    I'm all for private rooms being used for people with medical reasons once the queue can then move freely.

    Travellers should help themselves with appropriate clothing etc and don't joke about beanbags etc

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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