How to stop a cat pooing on my lawn

If there's a flowerbed nearby then you could plant some lavender. Apparently cats hate the smell of it and will avoid that area

We had an issue of cats leaving souvenirs in one flowerbed, we put a lavender plant in and it moved to the other bed.

Put another lavender plant in that bed and the cat f**ked off to someone else's garden to use it as their toilet

Sorted 👍🏻

Apparently any strong smelling plant will do the job but lavender was first on the list and generally easy to find

I feel like I have a number of answers with a high probability of success for this...some more comedic and some more violent than others

I also feel to reveal those answers would have a high probability of attracting the ire of animal rights activists

This, you might find it cheaper elsewhere, I have seen them in Mr. Price on some occasions. Once you have a hose nearby you're good to go, definitely works if it's a fairly specific spot rather than whole garden obviously. Used it successfully to keep my own cat from jumping up on the bonnet of my new car back then! A bad habit she had got from doing it to the very old previous car which I didn't care about but had a badly scratched bonnet from her.

Don't leave it out if frost forecast, mine burst in frost unfortunately.

I fire an automatic gelsoft gun in the general direction of the offending felines. Scared offending neighbors 3 cats enough to have had an effect. Odd shite in the garden as opposed to offending felines sunning themselves and **** everywhere in the past.

I've told the neighbors I'm doing it cos I'm sick of their cat's shite. Plus I usually shovel up their cats shite and leave it for them to dispose of as they were happy enough with the cats **** in my garden.

Buy a super soaker

Airsoft. Enough to deter them after a few hits.

Well, actions do have consequences, whatever these are going to be.

What would happen if you were constantly trespassing on somebody's property, and taking a sh…. every time you're there?

As I am a humane person, I wouldn't use an iron trap, they are effective, however, but not recommended.

Any live animal trap would do the job better and is the more civilized version.

Maybe some lawn fertiliser will smell strong enough to discourage them

Olbas oil on a dried used teabag, every 3-4m around the perimeter. Just a drop every evening.

I experienced this at a relatives house but it wasn't exactly a controlled experiment, for all I know the cat could of been run over in the meantime.